The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Alpha Mom

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From "Approach Approach Conflict"




Your nursery needs
A helping hand
A pity it's no better
An idiot would buy that brand
No, idiots know better, better

Hey, I'm the alpha mom
To wreck your home
I've got to wreck your kitchen
Bring your station wagons round
'Cause this star needs wagons to hitch onto
Yeah, I'm the alpha mom
The alpha mom
And I'm a peach pied piper
And I demand the following:
A following to swallow my demands

Pow!

Who puts the "pow" in powder puff
Who sees "a plan" in seaplane
Pow!
Whose book is How to Strut Your Stuff
From the HOV Lane

Yeah, Pow!
I'm the alpha mom
To wreck your home
I've got to wreck your kitchen
Bring your station wagons round
'Cause this star needs wagons to hitch onto
Yeah, I'm the alpha mom
The alpha mom
And I'm a peach pied piper
And I demand the following:
A following to swallow my demands

Pow! Pow!
I'm the alpha mom
The alpha momma's
On a boutique mission
Bring your little red wagons round
'Cause this star needs wagons to hitch onto
Yeah, I'm the alpha mom
The alpha mom
And I'm a peach pied piper
And I demand the following:
A following to swallow all of my demands


(Greg Kutcher - lead guitar
Lauren London - vocals)

Copyright 2009 Zach London

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