Fortress Party 2022
Dear Friends,
The Hard Taco song for February is called, "The Landshark and the Seahorse." This earworm will crawl into your auditory canal and pose for pictures while planting its wormy flag in your temporal lobe. Your master's degree in parasitology may help you understand the earworm's life cycle, but it won’t help you get rid of it.
Trigger warning: I'm going to mention tooth decay.
Me and my teeth have been through a lot together. I've had chips, cracks, erosions, irregular bites, defective teething rings, fang failure, and pathologically good breath. Sadly, over the last few months,, I spent more time in the dentist's chair than on the treadmill. Fortunately, I have never really suffered from tooth decay (I WARNED YOU IT WAS COMING). However, I have been through almost every mainstream dental procedure, and here is what I've learned.
