Some things are reaching a breaking point
Down at Charcot's joint
Have you heard?
He's called a battle for naming rights
In the City of Lights
We scoured Europe for polymaths
Who know all the tracts
This game's action potential will fill the stands
So A-D-duct your hands
They'll be finding the lesion
F-F-F-F-finding the lesion
Never needed a reason to localize before
Everyone is finding the lesion
Yo
Babinski's coming to take control
And to scratch your sole
The U.K.'s hero let's his superpowers shine
With his Gower's sign
Alzheimer knows when he tangles with you
You'll be plaque and blue
Plaque and blue
But the crowd goes mini-mental for Korsakoff
When the gloves come off
They'll be finding the lesion
F-F-F-F-finding the lesion
Never needed a reason to localize before
Everyone is finding the lesion
Lesion
F-F-F-F-finding the lesion
Never needed a reason to localize before
Everyone is finding the lesion
They'll be finding the lesion
F-F-F-F-finding the lesion
They never needed a reason to localize before
Everybody find your own lesion
Everybody find your own lesion
Lauren London - additional vocals
Russell Schwartz - additional vocals
Copyright 2019 Zach London
I’m not sorry that I’m sloppy
I’m slop slop sloppin’ around
I may be a mess
But I wear it well
A base of slapdash and a dash of pell mell
Do your face, do your hair, do you copy?
Oh no
I’ve got a bone to pick
With spick and with span
And oh, man
You’ve figured me out
I just can’t stop slop sloppin’ about
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m not sorry that I’m sloppy
I don’t regret that I get happy
I do when I clap
And ruin the song
I can’t stop slop slop sloppin’ along
To the bounce of my beloved jalopy
Come on in
My sweatshirt’s big enough for both of us, Babe
What can I say?
I’m tip top at slip slop sloppin’ away
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
I’m so sloppy
Lauren London - vocals
Copyright 2019 Zach London
I’m not too smug or not
Such a juggernaut
I can’t fall hard
I called an audible
Accidentally overlapped with the mainstream and blew my
Hipster cred as if I ever had a shot at cred
Cause I’ve been saddled with
Every shade of privilege
More buckets than Baskin Robbins
Sorry, fam, I’m not the ram you’ll shear this year for black black wool
A family tree can be a gallows
When you’re mature for thirteen
I’ve been wading through the warmer spots in my genetic pool
Dove headfirst into the shallows
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine
In my head I see
All my pedigree
Gen A-X
Some Lithuanians
Rolling in their unmarked graves
And shouting “Kids these days,”
Meanwhile, my descendants can’t defend the shame I’ll bring
“He was only a product of his time,” they’ll say,
“But that does not forgive this.”
Sorry, fam, I’m not the ram you’ll shear this year for black black wool
A family tree can be a gallows
When you’re mature for thirteen
I’ve been wading through the warmer spots in my genetic pool
Dove headfirst into the shallows
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Sorry, fam, I’m not the ram you’ll shear this year for black black wool
A family tree can be a gallows
When you’re mature for thirteen
I’ve been wading through the warmer spots in my genetic pool
Dove headfirst into the shallows
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine
Blood is thicker than chlorine
Thicker than chlorine
Copyright 2019 Zach London
Places, places
Play to the base in crisis (crisis crisis)
Eyes on the prize
Eyes on the prize
Nice and gracious
Christ, isn’t it priceless? (priceless, priceless)
Eyes on the prize
Eyes on the prize
Behold, the envy of our snow globe
Blue jeans have never looked so red
I’m so impressive
I’m so, I’m so impressive
Conquistador l’dor
Every generation goes to war
Log in, log out, log on, log off
Log in, log out, log on, log off
Conquistador l’dor
Can I get a
Nice life, nice stacks, nice pecs, nice body
Nice life hacks for making Rice Chex less soggy
You’re hella pretty but I smell a Hello Kitty litter
So Hello Tiger, I hear a Geiger Counterfeiter
See mama don’t raise no quitter
Even when I’m in bed with the headaches
I’m sticking it out til the bitter
Gotta watch to the end of the credits
Instead of the thing that I said when I sat at the head of the bed
And I said that the thing to consider
The edited version is better
But you can forget that I said it
Behold the envy of our snow globe
Blue jeans have never looked so red, white, blue
We fight the war, ‘cause we can’t fight the wardrobe
We’ve given up on happy
But we’ll settle for, we’ll settle for
Impressive
We’re so impressive, impressive
Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals
Copyright 2019 Zach London
