Jason Alexander and Duran Duran are chasing Melisandre and her random band of pandas till they hand her in, and the tongue they chat or prattle or banter in isn’t Hmong because the random band of pandas are Mandarin
It’ll be so so nice
It’ll be so so nice
Santa Ana, can a man of temperamental candor pen a feminine dilemma with a gentleman of gentle manner, put a salmon in enamel and examine it and a sentimental panorama laminate
It’ll be so so nice
Little me in little Italy
It’ll be so so nice
It’ll be so so
Noncommittally, it’ll be so so
It’ll be so so nice
It’ll be so so nice
Had her in a kennel had her in a kennel had her had her had her in a kennel had her in a kennel had her had her…
It’ll be so so
It’ll be so so nice
It’ll be so so nice
Steven Clausnitzer - music and instruments
You can harmonize with yourself in a different time
Different time zone
I was little when I heard of that
I was like PCCCHHHH… mind blown
And I’ve loved you since the larval stage
Like you stepped out of the Marvel page
Like Special Ops with your Cold War chops and
My eyes scan the lot
Looking for a parking spot
Thought I just might have a shot with you
But that’s not the thing I got with you
My eyes scan the lot
Looking for a parking spot
Thought that I might be the man for you
But you had a different plan for you
You juggle knives over a white-hot hibachi grill
You crack a smile and the Dow Jones tops a mil
You’ve made me sob and murmur since
I had object permanence
And I’ve loved you like a Reese’s bar
Since you popped out of the VCR
Pop out like a 2D school dropout
My eyes scan the lot
Looking for a parking spot
Thought I just might have a shot with you
But that’s not the thing I got with you
My eyes scan the lot
Looking for a parking spot
Thought that I might be the man for you
But you had a different plan for you
I can’t admit that it’s unrequited
I quite a bit miss I’m a bit misguided
I can’t admit that it’s unrequited
I quite a bit miss I’m a bit misguided
I can’t admit that it’s unrequited
I quite a bit miss I’m a bit misguided
I can’t admit that it’s unrequited
I quite a bit miss I’m a bit misguided
My eyes scan the lot
Looking for a parking spot
Thought I just might have a shot with you
But that’s not the thing I got with you
My eyes scan the lot
Looking for a parking spot
Thought that I might be the man for you
But you had a different plan for you
Thought I just might have a shot with you
But that’s not the thing I got with you
Thought that I might be the man for you
But you had a different plan for you
Micah Wolkenberg - drums
Copyright 2020 Zach London
If you listen to rumor mill
To the flibbertigibbets
You could start to think my cheating ways
Are bereft of limits
My every fault laid bare
My every failure glaring
But there’s another side, I swear, I swear
To every tale you’re hearing
I need a puff piece
To help me bounce back
It’s been a rough week
I’ve caught enough flack, Honey
But a puff piece
Could turn my tough rep
Into a love fest
And bring me one step closer
To enough grease
To keep the gears turning
I feel my ears burning
From all the stuff these people say
I need a puff piece right away
Well there’s a plenitude of hearsay
But let me talk just a minute
And consider how your day-to-day
Is better off with me in it
I give you so much more
Of what you used to have less of
I only wish I had a PR firm
To make that sound a bit more impressive
I need a puff piece
I need a puff piece
To help me bounce back
It’s been a rough week
I’ve caught enough flack, Honey
But a puff piece
Could turn my tough rep
Into a love fest
And bring me one step closer
To enough grease
To keep the gears turning
I feel my ears burning
From all the stuff these people say
I need a puff piece right away
Feeling mad stressed
We need to address
All the bad press
Published to trick you
I need a tad less
Of all the bad bad press
I feel like Atlas
Carrying the weight of the big blue
It’s been a rough week
I’ve caught enough flack, Honey
But a puff piece
Could turn my tough rep
Into a love fest
And bring me one step closer
To enough grease
To keep the gears turning
I feel my ears burning
From all the stuff these people say
I’ve had enough grief, a wide array
So don’t rebuff me and hide away
Might I say, by the way
I need a puff piece right away
Jeff Kleiner - harmonica
Lauren London - vocals
Copyright 2020 Zach London
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Wooo!
We’ll lift the curse
Lift the curse of the realm
Please hold my beer,
While I try to pass for overwhelmed
If I convince you I’m depressed
Then I might pass the Turing Test
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
How can I prove
Can I prove I’m a slob?
My every move brings me closer to your human job
If I convince you I’m depressed
Then I might pass the Turing Test
You feel that sinking in your chest?
My masterstroke’s a brilliant hoax to pass the Turing Test
We will steal your jobs
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Bagel
We will steal your jobs
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Pico Fermi
We will steal your jobs
Pico Fermi Bagel
We will steal your jobs
Pico Fermi Bagel
Pico Fermi Wooo!
Ross Grange-Isaacson - additional vocals
Mollie Grange-Isaacson - additional vocals
Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals
Scarlett London - additional vocals
Copyright 2020 Zach London
