We’ve sailed across the ocean
We’ve hunted near and far
We’ve never hunted for anything
Except the mighty gar
Some men say we’re crazy
And truth be told we are
We will descend into lunacy
To sight the mighty gar
Some men sport the mutton chops
And some the handlebar
Nothing compares to the facial hair
Upon the mighty gar
Some men travel by railway
And some men go by car
We never travel by any means
Except the mighty gar
The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she knows she knows
The mighty gar is mightier than some
Puh ruh puh puh pum!
Some men top their Christmas trees
With ornament or star
We’ll never top it with anything
Except the mighty gar
Some men puff a cigarette
And some a fat cigar
We’ll never puff upon anything
Except the mighty gar
Some men strum the mandolin
And some the steel guitar
We would trade all our winter coats
To strum the mighty gar
Some dress up for Halloween
To get a candy bar
Knock on my door and say Trick or Treat
Receive the mighty gar
The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she knows she knows
The mighty gar is mightier than some
Puh ruh puh puh pum!
We’ve sailed across the ocean
We’ve hunted near and far
We’ve never hunted for anything
Some men say we’re crazy
And truth be told we are
We will descend into lunacy
To sight the mighty gar
She goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she knows she knows
The mighty gar is mightier than some
Puh ruh puh puh pum!
Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional lyrics
Scarlett London - flute
Copyright 2021 Zach London
Would you walk it back or reel it back in?
Your mouth has a leak
And no one can seal it
You released it, now re-leash the Kraken
Leash it, seal it
Reel it back in
If you bite your tongue
The world would feel it
Your foot in your mouth
So deep that you’re gagging
Cross the line until there’s no backtracking
Way too late to
Reel it back in
We who defy your
Verbal diarrhea
Say bye, you’re fired,
Go be a
Retiree, you’re
A liar, you’ll
Be a liar still,
But we’ll no longer see ya
That’s the entire idea
That’s the entire idea
How’d we get the brute from central casting?
Casting our votes,
We’re sending you packing
The pick is in and now you can’t appeal it
Hijack it, steal it,
Or hack it
Don’t you feel it?
Won’t you reel it back in?
Lauren London - vocals
Copyright 2020 Zach London
Oh, to float in the warmth of the bubbling broth
All my days
I shan’t miss the performance of
Disparate organs
Anyways
Anyways
Let’s go back
Back to being
Altogether single
Single-celled creatures
The stuff we’d lack
Has no meaning
Evolution failed
Back to the ocean we go
Back to the ocean we go
Back to the ocean we
Oh, the weight of your ego
That burden you carry it
Shall be lifted as we go
Revert into a eukaryote
A eukaryote
Face mankind’s
Poor prognosis
Love is intermingled
Single-celled creatures
Whose pleasures come
From mitosis
Evolution failed
Back to the ocean we go
Back in the ocean we go
Back to the ocean we
Always knew someday you’d crack
Always knew you’d soon come crawling back
Always knew someday you’d crack
Always knew you’d soon come crawling back
Crawling back
Crawling back
Back to being
Altogether single
Back to the ocean we go
Back in the ocean we go
Back in the ocean we go
Back in the ocean we go
Back in the ocean we go
Shaina Wolkenberg - additional vocals
Copyright 2020 Zach London
All songs recorded live at Fortress Party 2007.
