The Plexus
It’s what connects us
Like a boss, from Boston across to Austin, Texas
It is the plexus that takes you there
The plexus, it lets us put our hands in the air
So hook ‘em up up, up up
So hook ‘em up up, up up
Got to hook ‘em up up, up up
So hook ‘em up up up, up up
So hook ‘em up, up up
Hook ‘em up up, up up
Got to hook ‘em up, up up up
Hook ‘em up
Hook ‘em up, up, up up
Call me Augusta, Augusta Klumpke
You’re just a flunky for this lower trunk junkie
I am superb, just like Erb, but more so
My plexus, it lets us drop the mic on the floor
So hook ‘em up up, up up
You hook ‘em up up, up up
Got to hook ‘em up up, up up
So hook ‘em up up up, up up
So hook ‘em up, up up
Hook ‘em up up, up up
Got to hook ‘em up, up up up
Hook ‘em up
Hook ‘em up, up, up up
The plexus, it’s so infectious
I’ve a got shoulder and it protects this
I activate it at every chance
The plexus affects the success of your chicken dance
So hook ‘em up up, up up
You hook ‘em up up, up up
Got to hook ‘em up up, up up
So hook ‘em up up up, up up
So hook ‘em up, up up
Hook ‘em up up, up up
Got to hook ‘em up, up up up
Hook ‘em up
Hook ‘em up, up, up up
Augusta Klumpke!
Lauren London - additional vocals
Brian Wolkenberg - acoustic guitar
Micah Wolkenberg - marimba
Shaina Wolkenberg - lead vocals
Copyright 2021 Zach London
Me and my neighbors are cavers
Hunters and grunters bravely gathered
In our favorite cave,
It’s safer from the saber-toothed hazard
And we’re slathered up
In mud and swinging big old clubs and singing batter up
Batter up
Hunter and gather up
Our sorry little grotto will protect us
Domo arigato, homo erectus
Yo, aI paint my hand on the wall
Just take gander, ya’ll
And when I wander yonder, I’m a m-m-m-meander-thal
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming to the paleo
On the daily-o
I’m a hirsute brute, I’m fully nudist besides
The cutest suit that hides my nethers with some leathers and hides
Hey guys, guys, guys
I’m a biped, that means I got a hand up
I got that knuckle dragger swagger by I’m willing to stand up
And I do stand up
So… what did the mastodon say to the naked man?
How do you even breathe through that thing?
Get it? He was mistaken, man?
You’re a great a crowd and
So now,
We’re straining the limit, the limit of primitive know-how
With a monosyllabic delivery so I can show how
With our jokes and our foreheads, we always go low brow
What? Low brow
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming to the paleo
On the daily-o
Got a tiny brain, Imma fool with it
Made fire, now I am not cool with it
Made a shovel, now I’m in a hole with it
I invented the wheel, and now I am gonna roll with it
Given the mythically difficult diction of australopithecus
I am prolific as often I’m perfectly pithy,
But paleolithically-speaking I’m freaking terrific at cryptical petroglyphs
Never heard of those?
Picture retro gifs.
(Retro gifs?)
And nothing can dwarf the release of endorphins
From painting a boar fighting anthropomorphics
And nothing can dwarf the release of endorphins
Faarom painting a boar fighting anthropomorphics
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing allright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing allright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming to the paleo
On the daily-o
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
Copyright 2021 Zach London
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Supper's gotten too formal
Ho ha duh hey ho
Guess that is the new normal
Ho hah hiddle hey ho
But no, no, no
That was the best cuppa coffee that I ever did drink
And it's full of funny chemicals that help me to think
And I think that I thought I might have found the missing link
And it's ho duh ha duh hiddle hey ho
No two ways, there's little doubt
Ho hah duh hey ho
I have figured it all out
Ho hah hiddle hey ho
But no, no, no
That was the best cuppa coffee that I ever did drink
And it's full of funny chemicals that help me to think
And I think that I thought I might have found the missing link
And it's ho duh ha duh hiddle hey ho
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Tell your cousin Tiffany
Ho hah duh hey ho
I had an epiphany
Ho hah hiddle hey ho
But no, no, no
That was the best cuppa coffee that I ever did drink
And it's full of funny chemicals that help me to think
And I think that I thought I might have found the missing link
And it's ho duh ha duh hiddle hey ho
Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals
Scarlett London - additional vocals
Copyright 2021 Zach London
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
History will unfold and behold
For Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Worms explode in rage
It’s best to not engage
When we’re tomorrow years old
We’ll remember that
Battle thunder worm is a thing
It’s a noun, but it’s not a person
It’s a noun, but it’s not a place
A noun can be quite a panoply but it’s one thing in this case
Battle modifies thunder
And thunder modifies worm
And worms can modify lots of things if given a proper term
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
You will be blessed tenfold when you’re told that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Worms explode in rage
It’s best to not engage
When we’re tomorrow years old
We’ll remember that
Battle thunder worm is a thing
It’s a noun that will never fail ya
Among accoutrements and paraphernalia
It’s a proper noun in that all three words are capitalized (like Australia)
And if you count all the objects and trappings
Until you’ve had quite enough, dude
If you did not include Battle Thunder Worm
You did not count all the stuff, dude
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Pawning your grandmother’s gold would be cold but
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Worms explode in rage
It’s best to not engage
When we’re tomorrow years old
We’ll remember that
Battle thunder worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Copyright 2021 Zach London
