Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Supper's gotten too formal
Ho ha duh hey ho
Guess that is the new normal
Ho hah hiddle hey ho
But no, no, no
That was the best cuppa coffee that I ever did drink
And it's full of funny chemicals that help me to think
And I think that I thought I might have found the missing link
And it's ho duh ha duh hiddle hey ho
No two ways, there's little doubt
Ho hah duh hey ho
I have figured it all out
Ho hah hiddle hey ho
But no, no, no
That was the best cuppa coffee that I ever did drink
And it's full of funny chemicals that help me to think
And I think that I thought I might have found the missing link
And it's ho duh ha duh hiddle hey ho
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like this like this
Gotta check in on the gristle
Chicken in the crock
And it goes like this
Like mmmmmm
Sizzle
Tell your cousin Tiffany
Ho hah duh hey ho
I had an epiphany
Ho hah hiddle hey ho
But no, no, no
That was the best cuppa coffee that I ever did drink
And it's full of funny chemicals that help me to think
And I think that I thought I might have found the missing link
And it's ho duh ha duh hiddle hey ho
Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional vocals
Scarlett London - additional vocals
Copyright 2021 Zach London
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
History will unfold and behold
For Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Worms explode in rage
It’s best to not engage
When we’re tomorrow years old
We’ll remember that
Battle thunder worm is a thing
It’s a noun, but it’s not a person
It’s a noun, but it’s not a place
A noun can be quite a panoply but it’s one thing in this case
Battle modifies thunder
And thunder modifies worm
And worms can modify lots of things if given a proper term
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
You will be blessed tenfold when you’re told that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Worms explode in rage
It’s best to not engage
When we’re tomorrow years old
We’ll remember that
Battle thunder worm is a thing
It’s a noun that will never fail ya
Among accoutrements and paraphernalia
It’s a proper noun in that all three words are capitalized (like Australia)
And if you count all the objects and trappings
Until you’ve had quite enough, dude
If you did not include Battle Thunder Worm
You did not count all the stuff, dude
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Pawning your grandmother’s gold would be cold but
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Worms explode in rage
It’s best to not engage
When we’re tomorrow years old
We’ll remember that
Battle thunder worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
I was today years old when I learned that
Battle Thunder Worm is a thing
Copyright 2021 Zach London
Go go baby, GO GO BABE
Go on, get out
Be a bad egg
God’s only got one big-ass bed
Everybody, go go baby!
GO GO BABY, go go babe
Go on, go on
Be a bit young
Girls often get off
Bombs away
Beautiful, yeah!
Go go baby!
TOTO
The one, the only
SOLO
She’s often lonely, one
STITCH
Suspects, tucked inside this cloistered home
FRODO
Feeling really overwhelmed, dragged out
MOTHRA
Millions of tired hours rushing about
SIMBA
Still, isn’t minding being alone
ELSA
Even lost, she’ll appear
SHAGGY
She’s had a generally good year
ROWLF
Reaching out with little fear
ROSS
Right on, she says
Rock out, she screams
Go go, baby
Go go baby, GO GO BABE
Go on, get out
Be a bad egg
God’s only got one big-ass bed
Everybody, go go baby!
GO GO BABY, go go babe
Go on, go on
Be a bit young
Girls often get off
Bombs away
Beautiful, yeah!
Go go baby!
AHAB
Aching hearts anchor being
OPUS
Old photos unpacked, seeing
HOBBES
Her older brother’s bunny ears show
PEPE
Pure earth, pure eyes
SHERLOCK
Sometimes, however, emotions rise, like only children know
ELSA
Even lost, she’ll appear
SHAGGY
She’s had a generally good year
ROWLF
Reaching out with little fear
ROSS
Right on, she says
Rock out, she screams
Go go baby, GO GO BABE
Go on, get out
Be a bad egg
God’s only got one big-ass bed
Everybody, go go baby!
GO GO BABY, go go babe
Go on, go on
Be a bit young
Girls often get off
Bombs away
Beautiful, yeah!
Go go baby!
Go go baby, GO GO BABE
Go on, get out
Be a bad egg
God’s only got one big-ass bed
Everybody, go go baby!
GO GO BABY, go go babe
Go on, go on
Be a bit young
Girls often get off
Bombs away
Beautiful, yay!
GO GO BABY!
Gentleman, our greatest orators
Ben Affleck, Brigham Young
Gary Oldman, Georgia O’Keeffe
Brilliant Americans, brace yourselves
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2021 Zach London
Vapor drums and angels strum
Heart-strings and bodice smoke
Fingers dancing on aqueous frets
Tangles frames, we're cascading
Black cello overtones
Inkwells drizzling dissonant drones
Milky-eyed, we tiptoe
As tenuous overtures
Burnished, tarnished and burnished and tarnished again
Tarnished again
You deserve of a proper send-off
You deserve a mortarboard and gown
You deserve a proper send-off
You deserve a proper putting down
Milky-eyed, we tiptoe
As tenuous overtures
Burnished, tarnished and burnished and tarnished again
Tarnished again
You deserve of a proper send-off
You deserve a mortarboard and gown
You deserve a proper send-off
You deserve a proper putting down
This calls for a proper send-off
You have earned a mortarboard and gown
You have earned a proper send-off
You have earned a proper putting down
Vocals - Lauren London
Copyright 2021 Zach London
