The word imposter
Does it have one or two o's?
Can you determine
If G-O-S-E
Is pronounced like goze-uh or goze?
What if you're German?
What's the price of gas?
Can my dog eat grass?
I don't know
But it's lookupable
Once I know
I will be nigh unstoppable
It's lookupable
It's lookupable
I'm going to find out
Who is culpable now
Was that a drumset?
Is Jell-O kosher
Who is Rhiannon about?
What time is sunset?
Who played Prospero?
What killed Ross Perot?
I don't know
But it's lookupable
Once I know
I will be nigh unstoppable
It's lookupable
It's lookupable
I'm going to find
Find out
I don't know
Once I know
I will be nigh unstoppable
It's lookupable
It's lookupable
I'm going to find out
Who is culpable now
Now now now now now now now
Alex Hernandez - lead vocals
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
She goes off the path
She’s a rude hiker
She goes off the path
Even though the signs say don’t do that
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
When she passes you
She’s a rude hiker
When she passes you
Doesn’t even nod or say “howdy-do”
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s gonna knock down your cairn
Gonna knock down your cairn
Rude
Pack it in, pack it out, pack it in, pack it out,
Pack it in, pack it out, don’t leave a trace
Someone has the ruined the viewin’ by strewin’
Her map and her wrappers all over the place
All the crap that she happens to scrap on the path’ll
Include a chewed apple and cap of a Snapple
A travel snack from her fannypack
For example, a sample pack of Krackel Bars, crackers and Crackerjacks
Trampling cameras of handicapped campers to shambles and tampering
With their Camelbaks
Ambling, rambling, scrambling
Through brambles this vandal’s manhandling
You will get lost and drop dead in a ditch
‘Cause she’s painting the trail markers pitch black
So you cannot tell which track
Is the path to the switchback
She goes off the path
She’s a rude hiker
She goes off the path
Even though the signs say don’t do that
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
My submission into the wishing well
Was insufficient
Hell, it was straight deficient
And my suspicion?
Our coalition fell for want of a penny or two
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
We did some bitching
A little pitch and catch
I was a stitch detached, and wouldn’t listen
I had a mission to win the pissing match
My trash talk game was on point
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
Beat that Big Bad boss battle video game
I swear I’m different, except in the ways I’m the same
Fight got fought, got caught on videotape
I swear I’m different, swear on my grandmother’s grape
I’m in the kitchen
I’m downing fish ‘n’ chips
Swigging whiskey sips and reminiscing
In this condition
I shouldn’t Christen ships
I’d name them all after you
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
Beat that Big Bad boss battle video game
I swear I’m different, except in the ways I’m the same
Fight got fought, got caught on videotape
I swear I’m different, swear on my grandmother’s grape
On my grandmother’s grape
I’m in the kitchen
I’m downing fish ‘n’ chips
In this condition
I shouldn’t Christen ships
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
Beat that Big Bad boss battle video game
I swear I’m different, except in the ways I’m the same
Fight got fought, got caught on videotape
I swear I’m different, swear on my grandmother’s grape
On my grandmother’s grape
On my grandmother’s grape
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
I’m out of pocket till this grant is in
Just turn my undies inside out and keep going going
Maybe the funding, it was always with us
As the friends that we made along the way
You wouldn’t be so rude if God was bald, would you?
You say his love is good, but it’s chaotic neutral neutral
Maybe and maybe God was always with us
As the hair that we lost along the way
I came here to bring glad tidings
So so so so sorry
I didn’t bring glad tidings
No no no no
I forgot to bring glad tidings
Cookie dough can kill when eaten raw
So they say
A rattlesnake is not a safe vibrator
Yeah, right
To count the lies our parents told us
You’d need all the middle fingers in L.A.
I came here to bring glad tidings
So so so so sorry
I didn’t bring glad tidings
No no no no
I forgot to bring glad tidings
My baby works on the beach at the lymphocyte store
She sells B cells by the seashore
Came here to bring glad tidings
So so so so sorry
I didn’t bring glad tidings
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 - Zach London No no no no I forgot to bring glad tidings
