If you don’t lock the door, the door will be unlocked
If you don’t walk, the dog, the dog will be unlocked
We’ll have an unlocked dog, an unlocked door
I could hold you close forever more
If I don’t mop the floor, the floor will be unmopped
If I don’t stop the clock, the clock will be unstopped
We’ll have an unstopped clock, an unmopped floor
I could hold you close forever more
We’ll have an unwalked dog, and unlocked door
I could hold you close forever more
Copyright 2023 Zach London
Juice, juice ain't worth the squeeze
I filled all them pages and killed all them trees
Amition's a curse and hard work's a disease
The juice, it ain't with the squeeze
Til your day's up, you're raised up to be blind
From the ground up, you're ground into the grind
'Til you wind up too wound up to unwind
You been raised up to be blind
Juice, juice ain't worth the squeeze
I filled all them pages and killed all them trees
Amition's a curse and hard work's a disease
Juice, it ain't with the squeeze
I been climbing so hard and so high
Now the air is to thin and my mouth is too dry
I used to want this, I can't fathom why
I just been climbing too high
Juice, juice ain't worth the squeeze
I filled all them pages and killed all them trees
Amition's a curse and hard work's a disease
The juice, it just ain't with the squeeze
The ladder gets rickety up on this rung
I'm sad or persnickety from biting my tongue
Run little chickadee, run while you're young
It's rickety up on this rung
The juice, juice ain't worth the squeeze
I filled all them pages and killed all them trees
Amition's a curse and hard work's a disease
Juice ain't with the squeeze
Copyright 2022 Zach London
Rita kept her laboratory wet
And emerged as a Nobel laureate
A brain-cutting Aussie polymath
You could say Dorothy Russell just carved her own carved her own path
Rapin sing, and Singhi rap (rap)
They’re curing kids across the map (map)
And if you pester Westerberg (berg)
You’ll never get the best of her, rest assured
These chairs are endowed!
These chairs are endowed
I’m rolling up like a thundercloud, now
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed
Check the talent as I work the crowd
You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair
That’s not allowed
These chairs are endowed
Yay for Dravet, our newest star
And the promised eponymous Louis-Bar
And when Audrey Penn was in the groove
You would just have to trust that Augusta would bust a new move
Here’s McNutt to whack a knee (knee)
With Mary Putnam Jacobi (bi)
Then they passed the Schwann baton on
Like a boss to the great Ana Judith Roman
These chairs are endowed!
These chairs are endowed
I’m rolling up like a thundercloud, now
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed
Yo, check the talent as I work the crowd
You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair
That’s not allowed
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed!
Lauren London - vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
I get so grumpy when I’m tired
Tired when I’m mad
Mad when I am hungry
And I get so hungry when I’m bored
Bored when I’m alone
Lonely when I’m grumpy
And it all
And it all
And it all
Comes pouring out
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Show of hands
Who is the thrall
Of a shadowy cabal?
All of you?
I thought so
I humbly unleash this diatribe
Posted from my plush
Hollywood palazzo
And it all
And it all
And it all
Comes pouring out
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Copyright 2022 Zach London
