The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

Hard Taco Radio

Not Illegal, But Frowned Upon

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Let's play tag in the pool with no clothes on
It's not illegal, but yeah, it's frowned upon
We’ll leave the floodlights on from now till dawn
It's not illegal at all, just frowned upon.

You will hear
Hear it with everyone else
When the events of tonight are declassified

Burning algebra textbooks on the lawn
It's not illegal, but well, it’s frowned upon
Effigies also, like witches and Haman
Technically legal, but also frowned upon

You will hear
Hear it with everyone else
When the events of tonight are declassified

Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na


Original version: Jon Greenlee - drums, bass, additional guitar

Copyright 2017 Zach London

Floval

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You’re a pretty great crowd
For a Floval on a Tuesday night
A lot of minivans in the grass on the girl’s side
Yeah, and it’s all right
And you’re a pretty great crowd
For a Floval on a Tuesday night

There’s a lot of young faces
For a Floval on a Tuesday night
A lot of you just
Look younger than us
At least, based on your height
There’s just a lot of young faces
For a Floval on a Tuesday night

Think of the memories here
Flashbacks and might-have-beens
But at this time of the year
This place is basically overrun with tiny kids
This place is basically overrun with tiny kids

There’s a lot of youth here
And it kind of weirds us out a bit
There’s a thing we’d describe
As an underage vibe
And yeah, we have to admit
There’s just a lot of youth here
And it kind of weirds us out a bit

Even with all the adults
Grandmas and older sibs
There is an outbreak of sorts
This place is basically overrun with tiny kids
This place is basically overrun with tiny kids
This place is basically overrun with tiny kids


Malcolm London - backup vocals
Scarlett London - lead vocals, flute
Avi Wolkenberg - backup vocals
Micah Wolkenberg - drums, backup vocals
Shaina Wolkenberg - backup vocals

Copyright 2017 Zach London

Never Go Home

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Mother says to make the bed
Father says to make some bread
I’ll make no bed, and I’ll make no bread
I’ll make a break instead
As soon as I pass Driver’s Ed
I’ll never go home again

Never go home
Never go home
Soon as I pass Driver’s Ed
I’ll never go home again
The road! The road! The road! The road!
I’ll hit the road and then
Hit the road forever
And I’ll never go home again

You’ve made of me a laughingstock
Barge in my room and never knock
With every tick of every clock
I’m closer to the day I walk,
Live off gorp and Freedom Rock
And never go home again

Never go home
Never go home
Live off gorp and Freedom Rock
And never go home again
The road! The road! The road! The road!
I’ll hit the road and then
Hit the road forever
And I’ll never go home again

So here’s the crux of my revolt
You treat me like I’m no adult
Just fling me from a catapult
I’ll join a band or join a cult
E ither way, the end result
I’ll never go home again

Never go home
Never go home
Either way the end result
I’ll never go home again
The road! The road! The road! The road!
I’ll hit the road and then
I’ll hit the road forever
And I’ll never go home again
I’ll hit the road forever
And I’ll never go home
Never go home
Never go home

Copyright 2017 Zach London

Emotional Eating

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Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine, Boy

Feels so good,
I think I’ll have more
I’m an emotional man
Go on, make fun,
I’ll do it for you
It’s emotional eating

Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine, Boy

Feels so good,
I think I’ll have more
I’m an emotional man
Go on, make fun,
I’ll do it for you
It’s emotional eating

Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine
Leave your troubs behind you
I moan start the sunshine, Boy


Copyright 2017 Zach London

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