The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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The Only Girl at the Sci Fi Convention

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From "There, There"

 

I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
Come to me
Daughters of the Renaissance
Camouflaged in nonchalance
Far too buttoned-down to be obsessed
With Q&As
With the guest celebrity
 
But historical fiction
It will carpet bomb your mind with contradictions
And conventional science
It will break your heart
And leave you faithless
And the jet black fingernails go
Ra-ta-ta-tat, Ra-ta-ta-tat, Ra-ta-tat
 
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
Come to me
Daughters of the Renaissance
Give the body what it wants
Find a serial that smacks of truth
Pick your booth
Pick the future that you crave
 
But historical fiction
It will carpet bomb your mind with contradictions
And conventional science
It will break your heart
And leave you faithless
 
And the jet black fingernails go
Ra-ta-ta-tat, Ra-ta-ta-tat, Ra-ta-tat
 
But historical fiction
It will carpet bomb your mind with contradictions
And conventional science
It will break your heart
And leave you leave leave you faithless
 
And the jet black fingernails go
Ra-ta-ta-tat, Ra-ta-ta-tat, Ra-ta-tat
 
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl at the sci fi convention
I'm the only girl and I don't know why.
 
 
(Lauren London - vocals)
 
Copyright 2005 Zach London
 

The Old Tongue

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From "Approach Approach Conflict"

We 're trying to speak the old tongue
Preserve the old ways
Got to salute the old guard
Champion the codes of old

We 're trying to hum the old tunes
Uphold the old mores
Got to ensure the old world
Narrative is properly told

Long live the old tongue
In the song of a young girl now
When the sunbeams come
Cascading from her mouth

We 're trying to speak the old tongue
Preserve the old ways
Knock a few back for the old days
A few brandy old-fashioneds, neat

We 're drowning the curb for old friends
40 ozs of Old Style
Crying with each old-fangled mangled
Drunken old fool we meet

Long live the old tongue
In the song of a young girl now
When the sunbeams come
Cascading from her mouth
When the young girl sings
Then the old familiars tingle
With a fury, a fury anew

We 're trying to speak the old tongue
Preserve the old ways
Got to salute the old guard
Champion the codes of old

We 're trying to hum the old tunes
Uphold the old mores
Got to ensure the old world
Narrative is properly told

Trying to save the old world
Trying to save the old world
And the old time band
In the music box is playing
The old tunes, the old tunes, the old tunes


(Greg Kutcher - additional guitars
Lauren London - backup vocals)

Copyright 2010 Zach London

The Old Minstrel's Jig

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

Ichabod:
Katrina, here, have some more wine
Just say when

Katrina:
Okay, when... that's just fine

Ichabod:
So, I've heard that you're quite a good dancer.

Katrina:
And I've heard lesser men use that line
But now that you mention it,
Let's go, the honor is mine.

Hedrick:
Katrina's the queen of the feast

Clocky:
And Ichabod's such an artiste

Dame Hedrick:
They dance like a storybook couple

Clocky:
Yeah, "Beauty and the Epileptic Beast"

Brom:
As soon as this song ends
I'll see that this madness is ceased


(Anne Fentress - vocals
David Fernandes - drums, vocals
Lauren London - vocals
Mike Scherling - saxophone
Molly Smith - flute
Ivan Watson - vocals)

Copyright 1997 Zach London

The Night That Eight Belles Died

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From "and then the training takes over..."

Our little girl was also three
The night that Eight Belles died
Cheering on the only filly
How could I explain this

Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa
On the night that Eight Belles Died

Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa
On the night that Eight Belles Died

Sixteen to one
At the Derby
And oh, could she run
Did you see how she won
The Honeybee Stakes

But it was Big Brown
Big Brown
All the way
At Churchill Downs
He made a three wide move
Around the far turn
And opened up down the lane

But out the gate she raced
Close to the pace
And a couple lengths down on the backstretch
Then she rallied and turned for home
By the eighth pole
There was only one left she could not catch

Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa
On the night that Eight Belles Died

Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa
On the night that Eight Belles Died

Dr. Bramalge standing on the sidelines
Give us some news
Dr. Bramalge standing on the sidelines

The heart of a
Heart of a
Heart of a locomotive
The ankles of
Ankles of
Ankles of champagne flutes

The heart of a
Heart of a
Heart of a locomotive
The ankles of
Ankles of
Ankles of champagne flutes

Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa
On the night that Eight Belles Died

Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa
On the night that Eight Belles Died


(Greg Kutcher - additional guitar
Lauren London - additional vocals
Geoffroy Sisk - additional vocals
Darin Zahuranec - trumpet)

Copyright 2008 Zach London

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