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Roughhousing Robots

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From "Approach Approach Conflict"

Roughhousing Robots

The human child must be wrestled with

Roughhousing Robots

The human child must be wrestled with

Ooooooo.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Children of all ages

Welcome to the greatest show on Earth!

It was fun at first

In fact it's still fun now

But I always end up getting

My tongue bit somehow

It was fun at first

But now it's still fun

But someone always gets hurt

And I'm someone

But it was fun at first

In fact it's still fun now

But I always end up getting

My tongue bit somehow

It was fun at first

But now it's still fun

But someone always gets hurt

And I'm someone

Someone

How do you deactivate a Roughhousing Robot

Got to be a way

I know there has got to be a way to turn 'em off

Do I need to a get grown-up

To help me figure it out

Figure it out

Oo!

How do you deactivate a Roughhousing Robot

Deedle-ee doot doo

Beep bee doot doo

Bah bobby dooby dah

Doot bee doot doo

Giggity bop bah wah!

There is a way

You just have to say

Booplefissikerginanonnajonna.

No.

Booplefissikerginanonnajonna.

No, don't say that.

Booplefissikerginanonnajonna!

Those are very close to the words that deactivate us.

Erginanonna JONNA!

Close enough
Close enough
Close enough

Hey friends

Settle down

We're done

Horsing around

We were over-stimulated there

But now we're tuckered out

Hey friends

Settle down

We're done

Horsing around

We were over-stimulated there

But now we're tuckered out

Hey friends

Settle down

We're done

Horsing around

We were over-stimulated there

But now we're tuckered out

Hey friends

Settle down

We're done

Horsing around

We were over-stimulated there

But now we're tuckered out

(Greg Kutcher - additional guitars

Lauren London - vocals and percussion

Scarlett London - vocals

Russell Schwartz - vocals, percussion, saxophone)

Rotisserie

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From "and then the training takes over..."

I'm feeling dizzy, feeling hot

Thought it was love, but it's not

Feeling dizzy, feeling hot

Thought it was love, but it's not

I'm just spinning on a rotisserie

Rotisserie

The fire's lit, I'm on the spit

And I'm cooking evenly

Feeling dizzy, feeling hot

Thought it was love, but it's not

I'm just spinning on a rotisserie

Rotisserie

From all the times I've been burned

You'd think I'd have learned

Not to let you shove a skewer through me

That must be why I feel so dizzy

And so damn hot

Thought it was love

But it's not

I'm just spinning on a rotisserie

Spinning on a rotisserie

(Geoffroy Sisk - additional vocals

Greg Kutcher - additional guitar)

Rockslide

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Teacher, may I be excused

I've got love and like confused

So if I may

Blow this whole school away!

Break out to the forest glade

Grab my axe and tune the blade

My stage is a branch,

My audience an avalanche.

The flat old world's on override

And my ship is sailing off the side...

Rockslide! Rockslide, whoa.

Mirror, Mirror on the tree

Could she love a guy like me

Who won't use coal,

And won't endorse the ozone hole

But once a poacher's girl, I've heard,

Well, the rest can be inferred

But what's in a name

That really hurts endangered game

But we can rock when the worlds collide

If you haven't then you haven't tried...

Rockslide! Rockslide, whoa.

You've got to play your card, girl

Love or the family

'Cause Rockslide,

But rock's never lied to me!

Teacher, would you walk me home

I'm afraid to go alone

I wouldn't dare...

The poacher thugs are everywhere!

She's gone bad, I should have guessed

Before I went and got obsessed

Well, here's my glade, Teacher

Look at all the mess I've made

The flat old world's on override

And my ship is sailing off the side...

Rockslide! Rockslide, whoa.

(David Fernandes - drums)

Rockerfeller

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Son of a wealthy saltwater tycoon,

J.D. was born sucking a silvery spoon

And an empire stretched to the moon,

Equipped with both cunning and vim.

The people all said he would never succeed,

That money and influence can't buy you greed

And ambition is not what you need.

The naysayers all shouted "Nay!"

But though proud is my name

A man of high birth

Can increase what he's worth just the same.

And triumph I must

I'll build a new nation

Through consolidation and trust!

His advisors led him to conclude

The country had oil, but most of it crude.

A refiner sufficiently shrewd

Could build a monopoly true.

His profits shot up as his drills tunneled down

So boundless the treasures concealed underground

Soon he wore the petroleum crown

A baron, a magnate, a star.

But though proud is my name

A man of high birth

Can increase what he's worth just the same.

And triumph I must

I'll build a new nation

Through consolidation and trust!

(Jeff Bercovici - co-author

David Fernandes - drums)

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Roughhousing Robots

Rotisserie

Rockslide

Rockerfeller

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