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Sticky Pickles

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Got an idea

Could be a hit

Sticky pickles

This'll be it

Sticky pickles

Nobody bit

I didn't sell a-one

Figured my friends

Would like em a lot

Sticky pickles

That's what I thought

Sticky pickles

Nobody bought them

Cause the sticky part

Would tend to flake off

Oh well!

Back to the lab

We 're gonna give this plan

A stab

We 're gonna find all the stickiest things

Industrial glue

Tape and shampoo

Caramel apples

And Charleston Chew

Because the stickier

That is the pickle

The sweeter the livin

Made a new batch

Set up a store

Sticky pickles

Profits galore

Sticky Pickles

People adore

The way the way they patch up holes

Delicilously!

Your tools will be replaced

Who needs a staple gun

Or paste

When youve got my secretest blend

Industrial glue

Tape and shampoo

Caramel apples

And Charleston Chew

Because the stickier

That is the pickle

The sweeter the livin

Stella

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From "Jupiter the Balloon Horse"

She calls me

Her play is in Queens

Come by, we'll catch up after

She's Stella

I know what that means

A Streetcar Named Disaster

I'm standing

In your audience

Your monologue is clear as dirt

Abandon ship

No offense

Your accent makes my ears hurt

There is no button

For self-destruction

You think that sucks

I will show you suction

There is no button

For self-destruction

You think that sucks

I will show you

Will show you

Got flowers

To hide my disgust

She'll want a talkback after

She must know I love her it's just

I hate those wanks who cast her

There is no button

For self-destruction

You think that sucks

I will show you suction

There is no button

For self-destruction

You think that sucks

I will show you suction

(Greg Kutcher - additional guitar, banjo, mandolin)

Copyright 2007 Zach London

Stegosaurus

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My name is Stegosaurus,

I'm a funny looking dinosaur

For on my back are many bony spikes

And on my tail are more.

My front legs are built very short

My back legs are built long.

I feel that this is very strange,

I'm put together wrong.

Author unknown.

Steal a Man a Fish

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From "Forced to Breed in Captivity"

Ive got a red ribbon around my bronze bust

But these golden scissors are gathering dust

I'm asymptotically close to a breakthrough

Ive burned through pack after pack of double As

For my thinking cap, thank you

Thank you

When they hand me the award I'll say

Thank you

To the Academy and members of The Board

Thank you

But in case you haven't been tipped off

Everything I ever did was ripped off

Steal a man a fish

And he'll eat for a meal

But teach a

Teach a man

Teach a man to steal

Steal a man a fish

And he'll eat for a meal

But teach a

Teach a man

Teach a man how to steal

Weve all heard that song before

Bang your chest until you 're sore

But weve all heard that song before

Youve got a kitten asleep in your lap

Id like to take her place but Id probably get slapped

Ive been looking for ways to impress you

For days, but all I got

Is what's I read off some of the bumpers in my parking lot

The black Silverado

Says Jesus is Lord

The black Silverado

Says Baby on Board

The black Silverado

Says Jesus is Lord

The other stickers in the window

Calvin pissing on Ford so

Steal a man a fish

And he'll eat for a meal

But teach a

Teach a man

Teach a man to steal

Steal a man a fish

And he'll eat for a meal

But teach a

Teach a man

Teach a man how to steal

Weve all heard that song before

Bang your chest until you 're sore

But weve all heard that song before

Steal a man a fish

And he'll eat for a meal

But teach a

Teach a fish

And he'll steal for a lifetime

Steal a man a fish

And he'll eat for a meal

But teach a

Teach a man

Teach a man how to steal

(Lauren London - additional vocals)

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Sticky Pickles

Stella

Stegosaurus

Steal a Man a Fish

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