The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Tarrytown

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

Hans Van Ripper:
There was a tavern near the port
On the Hudson that the farmers all knew
They tarried there so frequently
The district grew

Katrina:
So "Tarrytown" was founded
They liked the way it sounded

Vanderdonk:
The bar in Tarrytown did too.

Young Griswald:
Now Sleepy Hollow was a
Quaint little valley half an hour from the town
The farmers say,
"This valley has the power to astound."

Parson Winkle:
For at first it had astounded
The seven men who found it

Baltus:
Well, seven if you round it down

Ichabod:
Now every schoolboy takes it for granted
Sleepy Hollow's winding tracts are enchanted
There's a heavy venom in the air you can't ignore
Some call it superstition and so on
But there are paths even thieves wouldn't go on
The horseman sleeps, they say, but no one's sure

Ichabod/Townspeople:
Ride Horseman
Godspeed
Steady course, and ready steed
Starched collar
Fresh gourd
Rank issue belt strap sword
On the edge of every
Nameless war
Where churchyards dive
And cry out for more
Ride Horseman, scourge of peripheral thought


(Jeff Falk - vocals
David Fernandes - drums
Tom Jackoboice - vocals
Lauren London - vocals
Jennifer Schetino - clarinet
Josh Siegel - vocals)

Copyright 1996 Zach London

Tapalong

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From "Ground Beef"

Turn me upside down and shake
Think of all the cash you'd make.
It's all yours now

Turn my pockets inside out
Spill their contents all about...

And it all falls down, down
And the loose change rolls around
I'm a poor man now but still a man
A tiny sliver of the master plan.
When everything goes wrong
You can sing the poor man's song
And I'll bring a foot to tap along
Tapalong
Tapalong


Copyright 2001 Zach London

Take Me Home

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From "and then the training takes over..."

I was born in the shade of a moonshine still
I got two fat fists to do God's will
I'll give you scoop of whoopass with your scoop of vanill'
'Cause in a serial universe I'm a parallel killer

I'm a wrathlete, want to scrap and scrape
I even got my ankles wrapped in wrathletic tape
And it's wrathletic tape that my ankles are wrapped in
It's varsity-level wrath, and I'm the team captain

Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home
Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home

Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody
Can I get a by gum
Not yet!

From the Detroit salt mines
To the CA fault lines
I hate pretty much everyone
And I'm perpetratin hate crimes
We'll have us some great times
I've shortened the wait times
I'm spreading the hate across state lines

I can do a lot of things, but cuddle ain't one
I can be a lot of things, but subtle ain't one
My rebuttal ain't done
I'm a mortal saint, son
I've got a loaded paint gun
Going to make you pretty pretty

Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home
Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home

Can I get a by gum By gum.
Can I have a by gum By gum.
Can you spare a by gum By gum.
Can I hear a by gum

By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
By gum!
By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
Can you say yep
By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
By gum!
By gum, here we come so watch your step
Can you say by gum
Can you say yep

Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home
Take me home
Take me home
Won't you put me in a home

By gum if you're bobbing for, scratching for, digging for, fishing for
A thumping or something I'm just pumping and jumping to get it done, dumpling
Let's make a Bikini Atoll of your face
I'm a guillotine on a stick
And you're sweeter than a gallon jug of SoCo and OJ

Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum drop
Goody goody gum


(Greg Kutcher - lead guitar, lap steel
Women: Catherine Bettcher, Lori Burke, Thellea Leveque, Lauren London, Orli Nativ
Men: Jim Burke, Praveen Dayalu, Russell Schwartz)

Copyright 2008 Zach London

Sweet Tooth Trollop

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From "Approach Approach Conflict"


I'm fussy hussy 'cause I don't want Don Juans
I'm a choosy floozy cause I'd rather be
Doting on the coating of your chocolate bon bons
You got to bring the sugar, Sugar, Baby
You got to bring the sugar, Babe

A la mode is all my modus operandi
Laffy Taffy, toffee, Baby, coffee cake
If you want a bawdy broad to get all randy
You got to bring the sugar, Sugar, Daddy
You got to bring the sugar, Babe.

Think of all the calories a girl could burn off
Swimming at the gym and going no dessert
But every other meal, I feel, is such a turn off
So bring the gummi wormies and I'll bring the dirt

If you've got a Whopper, I can be flirtatious
Got a Tart 'n' Tiny Well, I won't complain
A little Now 'n' Later, soon I get salacious
You got to bring the sugar, Sugar, Angel
You got to bring the sugar, Babe.

Sweet tooth trollop, go, go!
Sweetie want a treatie
Sweet tooth trollop
It's exhausting
Hustling for frosting
Sweet tooth trollop, go, go!
Sweetie want a treatie
Sweet tooth trollop
A little gum and candy, well that'll come in handy

If you got a naughty hottie, and you want affections
A trick-or-treater breeder Need to feed her sweets!
Floozy can't refusey when she gets confections
You got to bring the sugar, Sugar, Baby
You got to bring the sugar, Babe.

Think of all the calories a girl could burn off
Swimming at the gym and going no dessert
But every other meal, I feel, is such a turn off
So bring the gummi wormies and I'll bring the dirt

Icing is enticing-er than wine or rosies
Sherbet is superb-er than a serenade
So if you want to get a girl to shed her clothesies
You got to bring the sugar, Sugar, Baby
You got to bring the sugar, Babe.

You got to bring the sugar, Sugar, Baby
You got to bring the sugar, Babe.
Oh, it's so refined!
Oh, it's so refined!
You got to bring the sugar, Babe!


(Rebecca Biber - piano
Lauren London - lead vocals
Oren Sagher - clarinet
Dan Schwartz - backup vocals
Russell Schwartz - tenor saxophone, backup vocals
Lidiya Yankovskaya - backup vocals
Darin Zahuranec - trumpet)

Copyright 2010 Zach London

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