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Ichabod Crane (Reprise)

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

Baltus:

So no one can explain

Why Ichabod Crane

Disappeared or where he went to.

Young Griswald:

Some say it was the phantom,

But a pumpkin on the bridge

Was the only clue.

Brom:

And greed was the bane

Of Ichabod Crane

So we all can learn a lesson or two.

Katrina:

Try not to set your sights high

Or a similar thing could happen

To you.

Townspeople:

To you,

To you!

(Jeff Falk - vocals

David Fernandes - drums and bass

Lauren London - vocals

Josh Siegel - vocals

Ivan Watson - vocals)

Ichabod Crane

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

Simple little kids with their simple little lessons

Feet, clock,

Play with the chalk

Fiddle with the pointer and wait

I don't want to see you looking so stupid

Bend quick

Ten with the stick

I don't need a reason to hate you

My years of disciplining kids have led to conclude

I'm not to spare the rod and spoil the mood

So bend to the cane of Icabod Crane

You could all learn a lesson or two

Well-bred, and certainly he's well-read

And he only reads things that he knows are true

And things that are plain to Icabod Crane

Are beyond the reach of people like you

My, isn't he a nice guy

Doesn't everybody think so

Me too.

Aren't you the kid with the mother with the pig farm

Tom, right

Well, you never were bright

A think a home tutor'd be best

Every Dutch mother is a sucker for a scholar

Thanks ma'am,

For seconds on ham

Leftovers go in the guest room

We need more clever little lads like Thomas at our school

'Cause my income breaks down to meals per fool.

So welcome to the brain of Icabod Crane

You could all learn a lesson or two

Well-bred, and certainly he's well-fed

Cause he chews the fat with people with the fat to chew

And things that pertain to Icabod Crane

Rarely ever make a difference to you

My, isn't he a nice guy

Doesn't everybody think so

Me too.

Behold and lo
You kids have no respect
For things that you don't know
The dark circles grow
So give Old Scratch his due
And watch out where you go

(David Fernandes - drums and bass

Molly Smith - flute)

I Will Protect You

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From "Ground Beef"

There's no sun stuff

With a high enough

SPF for your fair skin

And they don't sell a

Citronella candle

Strong enough

To protect you like I can

I'm your minefield

I'm the sneeze shield

For your salad bar

I'm your camouflage

I'm the entourage

Of secret service

Jogging next to your car

I will protect you

From harm

I will protect you

And keep you warm

Keep you warm

Head colds, bomb threats

Unfiltered cigarettes

Enemies...

Surround you

But I'll repel them

I'll dispel them

Mark you off with orange cones

And direct the traffic around you

I'm your water wings

I'll take care of things

I'll keep you afloat

I'm your parasol

I'm Nonoxynol

I'm the monster

In your moat

I will protect you

From harm

I will protect you

And keep you warm

Keep you warm

I Rock About You

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From "Black Bean"

She tip-toes like a cat on the mantle,

Poised like a fly on the wall,

But when rock and roll knocks

She's a jack-in-the-box

And she'll blow your speakers off of the wall.

So plant your pretty boys in the spotlight,

Hit the smoke and lay down the groove,

But you'll never get far

Without her on guitar

If you want to make the stadium move!

My baby's so extreme,

I raise my fist and scream

That it's true...

I rock about you!

She's a needle plunging into the red line

A stampede of runaway trains.

She's the coin in the slot

She's the juice in the shot

Pumps the rock right into my veins.

She's a piledriver in a tornado

Cities burn whenever she comes

'Cause she rips up the roads

When her cannon explodes

In tidal wave of lipstick and drums.

My baby's is so extreme,

I hit 'record' and scream

That it's true...

I rock about you!

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Ichabod Crane (Reprise)

Ichabod Crane

I Will Protect You

I Rock About You

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