The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Accidents Happen

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Stasia:
I fear we'll be caught
He may find out well before I'm due
See, he and I have not
Done certain things that Ive done with you
For a month or two
Well never, actually

But accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
Having a child with another man
Just a mistake, he'll understand
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time

Osric:
Sometimes, people slip (like the King, for instance)
Say, they don't know that the stair is wet
And sometimes, people trip
And fall 80 feet off the parapet
Or better yet
Into boiling lead

Accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
One such mistake
You or I could make
Might be to drown him in the lake
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time

Stasia:
Sometimes, mistakes are made
Black widows crawl into people's beds

Osric:
Youve got it! Hemlock gets mislaid
Rocks sometimes fall onto people's heads

Stasia:
Or maybe swords instead of rocks

Osric:
Or harpsichords

Stasia:
Or cinderblocks

Both:
Accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime

Stasia:
Here's a mistake
You and I could make

Osric:
Grind up his bones
Into a cake

Both:
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time

Lauren London - Stasia
Josh Siegel - Osric
Darin Zahuranec - french horn

Copyright 2005 - Zach London

A Night Like This

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

Baltus:
A night like this, the mist
Could swallow you whole
The face of this abyss
Is blacker than coal.
Nights like this the demons prowl.

Dame Hedrick:
Witches emerge, converge,
And brandish their brooms.

Tobias:
The long demised, arise,
Deserting their tombs.

Ichabod:
Witches you say Okay,
As sure as you speak
I shouldn't get upset
And yet I feel weak
I know he's there, somewhere
The master of them all...

Ichabod and Townspeople:
Ride Horseman
Godspeed
Steady course and ready steed
Black saddle, black cloak
Stained breath of
Frost and smoke
In the blood of every soldier slain
Where shadows scream to the devil's strain
Ride Horseman
Scourge of peripheral thought.

Ichabod:
A night like this
Simple charms might thaw resolve
A night like this
Inclinations might revolve
Katrina could I have a word with you...


(Anne Fentress - vocals
David Fernandes - drums
Lauren London - vocals
Mike Scherling - vocals
Josh Siegel - vocals)

Copyright 1997 Zach London

A New Life

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From "Hrafnkel's Saga: The Rock Opera"

So the years went by and
Sam grew accustomed to living like a prince
And he burned down all of
Hrafnkel's temples but still was not convinced
We must kill the stallion who started it
Only then, he said, we'll be free!
So they took that horse and discarded it.

Now the little farm that
Hrafnkel bought was a fertile piece of land
And he shunned the gods and
Sent his men fishing and raised his calves by hand
And he worked so hard that eventually
He obtained a new chieftancy
And his farmstead grew exponentially

Now a ship from Norway
Captained by Sam's brother Eyvind had returned
As he rode home he was
Sure he was followed but still was not concerned
It seems Hrafnkel had remembered him
And pursued his men from the sea
Then he caught Eyvind and dismembered him


(Anitra Brooks - vocals
Tom Kirchoffer - drums)

Copyright 1993 Zach London

Daisy Runway

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From "Chicken"


They've stopped recording
I believe it's safe to talk.
Don't act surprised
There's probably one on every block.
For now let's try and stick
To what we each do best.
I'll knock over everything
And you clean up the mess.
You clean up the mess...

Small town burger on a capital grill
Daisy runway
Strutting pretty in the henhouse
Little girl on a big hair day
So shake a tail for the Mother Superior
Daisy runway
I've got a half penny flat
Says you can't do that
You're a wishbone breaker
But you can't outstare the sun.
And everybody knows you're the one
And everybody knows you're the one.

Your sister waitresses
Could earn their weight in tips
Just need some rollerskates
And contact paper lips.
So take a hold of the wireless
And tell us how you feel.
The lyrics may be lip synced
But the rhinestones are for real.
Rhinestones are for real...

Small town burger on a capital grill
Daisy runway
Strutting pretty in the henhouse
Little girl on a big hair day
So shake a tail for the mother superior
Daisy runway
I've got a half penny flat
Says you can't do that
You're a wishbone breaker
But you can't outstare the sun.
And everybody knows you're the one
And everybody knows you're the one.

We're burning fumes by time the second shift is through.
Who does your makeup - can they make me look as tired as you
I'll work the bench until they play the second strings
But I will treat the landlocked better once I've earned my wings
Once I earn my...

Small town burger on a capital grill
Daisy runway
Strutting pretty in the henhouse
Little girl on a big hair day
So shake a tail for the mother superior
Daisy runway
I've got a half penny flat
Says you can't do that
You're a wishbone breaker
But you can't outstare the sun.
And everybody knows you're the one
And everybody knows you're the one.

Well your mama says you've got a little swing
So a lot of big things might happen
If you're powdered up and ready to run.

(Jon Greenlee - drums, bass, guitar solo)

Copyright 1999 Zach London

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