The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Beowulf Overture

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From "Black Bean"

Download 1993 version from "Beowulf the Rock Opera"

Beowulf had wandered forth
From Geatland to the kingdom of the Danes,
And their beneath their mead hall
Met with Hrothgar and his fertile band of thanes.

Brecca was a swimmer and the greatest of the Nords
And Unferth was a warrior with dwarven-crafted swords,

He said, "Beowulf, wave walker,
You're a weakling and an egomaniac.
Either drink your weight in Scaldic mead
Or get your Geat ass back to Hygelac."

Beowulf's reply throughout the comitatus rang
And Unferth gave him Hrunting and they all got up and sang, singing

Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors waxed amain!
Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors...

Well Grendel stormed the mead hall
And the carnage was too gruesome to describe,
And all the thanes grew weary
'Cause for twelve years they had nowhere to imbibe.

Beowulf and Grendel clashed and soon the beast was slew
Then Beowulf attacked the swamp and killed his mother too, singing

Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors waxed amain!
Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors...

Now Beowulf grew old until
His kingdom was invaded by a drake,
So he took his thanes to kill it
Thinking such a fight would be a piece of cake.

But tragically his followers left Beowulf to die!
And all that could be heard was Wiglaf sinking in the sky, singing

Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors waxed amain!
Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors...
Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors waxed amain!
Oh, Hrothgar!
To you was given such success in battle
That your youthful band of warriors...


(Jon Greenlee - drums, lead guitar, bass, additional vocals)

Copyright 1993, 2000 Zach London

Be in My Video

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From "Chicken"

Feel the amateur allure
It's mind controlling
I'm not the kind consigned
To the company of friends
Honey, I prefer the purr
Of the camera rolling
The tripod is God
On top of which the world suspends

But everyone knows
How the story goes
Do you want to be in my video
Everybody
Should be on the TV
Do you want to be in my video
Do you want to be in my video

A little insecure, demure
Uneasy feeling
You try to stay composed
But it shows nonetheless
Sort of statuesque
Grotesque,
But still appealing
The high art counterpart
Of everyday finesse

Everyone knows
How you look in clothes
Do you want to be in my video
Everybody
Should be on the TV
Do you want to be in my video
Do you want to be in my video
Do you want to be

The world loves blue screen special effects
And you're the best of ours
Behold the celluloid piper
Of a thousand tiny stars
And do you dream in sepia,
Strung from the viewbox to your eye
And does each preview
Haunt and deceive you
An indiglo lullaby

Everyone knows
How the story goes
Do you want to be in my video
Everybody
Should be on the TV
Do you want to be in my video
Do you want to be in my video
And Everyone knows
How you look in clothes
Do you want to be in my video
Everybody
Should be on the TV
Do you want to be in my video
Do you want to be
Do you want to be
Do you want to be
Do you want to be in my video


Copyright 2001 Zach London

Barry Schneiderman

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Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman
Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman

Barry is a referee for sixth grade basketball
Barry gets a lot of mail
Because he's loved by all,
Because he's loved by all,
Because he's loved by all!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman
Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman

Barry had a darn good year at junior high,
Sometimes he just sits around
Watching things go by,
Staring at the sky,
Watching people die!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman
Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman

Once in a rainstorm,
Barry saved a drowning calf
And once in a famine,
Barry fed the kitchen staff!

Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman
Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry Alan Schneiderman


(David Fernandes - drums
Josh Siegel - backup vocals
DJ Silton - co-author)

Copyright 1996 Zach London

Armada

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From "The Seventh Sea"

 

The proud forgotten songs the trubadors would sing,
The church bells of the world with martial beat would ring
They said that Spain would rule forever,
So long live the king.
And tiny ants we played parading to our boats
We filled our uniforms and vengeance filled our throats
We swore we'd paint their shore the color of their coats.
Winter in the royal veins,
At five hundred miles released the reins.
And suddenly
The dream unveils,
The cannons dig their nails
Through the sulfur ash that fills our noses and our sails.
The flag we bore
As the ministers of war
Is reunited with the crest of gilded faith
On the ocean floor.
Our ranks divided, our mirage of pride had stood
A dark mosaic made of cloth and splintered wood.
Who wants to
Live to tell for certain if the curtain fell for good
Slipping through the battlefield,
Five hundred miles forever sealed.
Time's up and
The dream unveils
The cannons dig their nails
Through the sulfur ash that fills our noses and our sails.
The flag we bore
As the ministers of war
Is reunited with the crest of gilded faith
On the ocean floor.
Armada
Sees the martyr's apprentices silenced.
Armada
And the sun never rises on the Spanish empire...
(Tom Kirchoffer - drums)
 
Copyright 1994 Zach London

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