The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Commodore

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From "Forced to Breed in Captivity"

There is a home
For dying sailors
You will be
Well looked after

The estate sale clerk is here
Commodore, Commodore
She can help you disappear
Commodore, Commodore
Brass pendants caked with distant wars
Commodore
And dancing girls on foreign shores
Commodore, Commodore

There's only one
Uncharted sea
Let's fold the flag
And drop off the key

There is a home
For dying sailors
You will be
Well looked after
(Zach Lewton - saxophone
Lauren London - additional vocals)

Copyright 2004 Zach London

Come Away

So, reaching an all time low for a fossil
When do you intend to show your apostle
Rampage, bad for the status quo
And the screaming ants below.

Ends pulsating like a lens in the drier,
Sleep, counting your sheep by tens, you retire.
Cymbals crash as your vision bends
And the world above descends.

I met business temp whose name gave me a rash.
It was a German word that meant, "great piles of ash."
But if I close my eyes and build a wall of clay,
These things will probably come away.

Come away, make them come away.
I don't mind impertinence as long as you obey.
Make them stay, don't let them go astray.
If you don't want to cross my bridge,
I guess that I've got nothing left to say.

Fade into the third crusade like a tumor
Turks bothering clerks who payed the consumer
All them trying to play Old Maid
With the key from your grenade.

My father's uncle is the bastion of respect.
He shared a bunkbed with the President-elect.
But if I close my eyes and think about croquet,
These things will probably come away.

Come away, make them come away.
I don't mind your driving if I get the right-of-way.
Make them stay, don't let them go astray.
But if you don't want to cross my bridge,
I guess that I should let it go
The song should end, there's nothing left to say.


No recording available
Copyright 1992 Zach London

CITY! The Musical

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From "Steak"

Overture
(Instrumental)

Living In the City (Townspeople)
We're living in the city
Urban dwellers, we
We're living in the city
All we know is...
Buildings and lights and cars and
People in the cars and
People in the city
Buildings and lights and roads and
Taxis on the roads
And taxis in the city
City! City!
The city fights!
The city sings!
City! City!
Different people doing different things...

Hey, World(Chester Brown)
Hey, world!
Whatcha knowin'
I feel grand and it shows!
Sun's high!
Spirits growin'
Sayin' goodbye to those woes!

The Orphan Song(Orphans)
Have you ever wondered what
Orphans take
When you're not looking
Dropped your wallet lost your coat
Big mistake.
It's ours now!
No one knows the mischief that
Orphans make
When they
Let us out
Of the orphanage!

Somehwere In the Night (Betsy Little)
Somewhere in the night
Deep out in the night
Somewhere in the distance
Somewhere is a light guiding me
Out there in the night
Bright shining and clear
Somewhere but not here...

Bright Young Journalist(Chester and Townspeople)
Here I come,
There he goes
That bright young journalist.
He's gonna get us the scoop!
I'm the next big thing,
There he goes
That bright young journalist,
He's gonna get us the
Late breaking
Earth shaking
Prize taking
Headline making
Scoop!

Chester Brown(Mayor McTaft and Townspeople)
There's a new kid in town
And his name's Chester Brown
And he's fixin' to turn things upside down
Well not in my town!
There are ways things are done
And no upstart kid is gonna spoil my fun
I've got to sit down!
Got to think of a plan
I'm gonna make him rue the day
He ever messed with The Man.

Sixteen Husbands(Katie Ketchum)
When I was a little girl, my Mama said to me, "Katie...
Flirting with a man is a losing fight
Do it all that you can and with all your might!"
Ma, I stuck to your plan, but it's not quite right...
The fight's all to easily won!
Now I've got
16 husbands, 8 boyfriends and a guy who thinks I'm cute
16 husbands, 8 boyfriends and a guy who thinks I'm cute
And I'm always on the lookout
For another raw recruit, 'cause I've got
16 husbands, 8 boyfriends and a guy who thinks I'm cute!

The Elevated Train(P. Riggs and Townspeople)
Hey! Do the Elevated Train!
(Do the Elevated Train!)
It's a hot new dance
That'll shake your pants
And will drive you girls insane!
Hey, Girls! Do the Elevated Train!
(Do the Elevated Train)
There's never been a bag
That'll make you wag
As the nose on your face is plain.

Have You Heard(Townspeople)
Have you heard (Have I heard)
Have you heard the news
I heard Chester's getting married, so he will be wed!
(Be wed! Be wed! He will be wed!
She heard Chester's getting married and he will be wed!)
Have you heard (Have I heard)
Have you heard the news
I heard Chester's supposed to marry, so he's staying in bed
(In bed! In bed! He's staying in bed!
He heard Chester's supposed to marry so he's staying in bed!)
Have you heard (Have I heard)
Have you heard the news
I heard Chester's getting buried, so he must be dead!
(Be dead! Be dead! He must be dead!
He heard Chester's getting buried so he must be dead!
Must be dead!)

Main Street(Betsy and Townspeople)
Main Street,
Where visions are met
If you aim for the ground
Then that's all that you'll get!
Main Street,
Where nobles parade...
It's the street where visions are made!

A Vote for P. Riggs(P. Riggs, Chester and Townspeople)
Listen to me friends,
The corruption ends right here
If you're tired of McTaft and his fraud and graft
Then lend an ear!
A vote for P.Riggs will rebuild our city pride
The nation will applaud
When we beat that fraud this year!

Three of A Kind(Chester, Betsy, and P. Riggs)
Before there was you and you
Before, I was two too few
Before, there was only me
I wasn't one to see
You're the two for me...
...and we'll never be alone again
'Cause we're one two three of a kind
Yes, we're one two three of a kind!

Overture Reprise
(Instrumental)

Somewhere In The Night, Reprise(Cast)
Somewhere in the night
Deep out in the night
Somewhere in the distance
Somewhere is a light guiding us
Out there in the night,
Bright shining and clear
Somewhere and it's here...

(Lauren London - Betsy Little
Zach London - Chester Brown
Jon Greenlee - P. Riggs
David Herszensen - Mayor McTaft
Park Krausen - Katie Ketchum
Jeff Kleiner -chorus
Sandy Doll - chorus
Jeff Bernstein - audience member
Steve Bernfeld - management, audience member)

Copyright 1999 Zach London

Churrizo

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From "Steak"


Muchacho: Eh, psst... Camarero. Mira a las chicas bonitas!
Camarero: Estas soando A ellas, somos hombreranas.
Muchacho: Si, pero nos gustarian con la ayuda de... CHURRIZO!

CHURRIZO... Sonrisas y amigos!
CHURRIZO... Pasndalo bin!
CHURRIZO...Un mundo de frescura!

Um, CHURRIZO!
CHURRIZO!


(Lauren London - backup vocals
Jeff Kleiner - Camarero)

Copyright 1998 Zach London

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