The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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David Fernandes

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Hello, this is David Fernandes
Hello, this is David Fernandes
This is David Fernandes
This is David Fernandes

Hello, this is David Fernandes
Hello, this is David Fernandes
This is David Fernandes
This is David Fernandes

Hello, this is David Fernandes
Hello, this is David Fernandes
This is David Fernandes
This is David Fernandes

Sell a wicker back and pack a dumb Bombay
Cello wicker sicker licker from Pompei
Drama-rama rim around a rum sing day-o
Sell a wicker back and pack a dumb Bombay
Cello wicker sicker licker from Pompei
Drama-rama rim around a rum sing day-o
(...go and throw him down. Goats don't scare Fred.)

Waaa! Hello, (Hello!) this is David Fernandes (Hello!)
Everybody jump, pop, jive, break it away now
Hello, (Hello! Hello!)
David Lawrence Fernandes

Um, hey!


(David Fernandes - additional vocals
Josh Siegel - additional vocals
Nimmi Thomas - additional vocals)

Copyright 1994 Zach London

Cyndle

Lyrics coming soon.

Cruel and Clever

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From "Forced to Breed in Captivity"

Who could fault your logic when you left me
You were always clever in your cruelty

But in another century your doom I will portend
An angry throng of pitchfork-wielding townfolk will descend
Burn all your trappings, strip you bare and then

I'll wave them off
Bend down and say
Something really cruel and clever
Then I'll ride away

I'm gonna squash one bug for each time we kissed
I'll fish out the old mnage-a-trois wish list

I'll commission Chinese physicists to work a frantic pace
Til I can harness satellites to break your heart from space
And watch it all on monitors from some subterranean base

And I'll stroke my cat
Pick up the mike and say
Something really cruel and clever
Over the PA

In another century your doom I will portend
An angry throng of pitchfork-wielding townfolk will descend
Burn all your trappings, strip you bare and then

With a simple phrase
I'll stage the perfect coup
Something really cruel and clever
That completely breaks you
Something really cruel and clever
That completely breaks you.

(Lauren London - vocals)

Copyright 2004 Zach London

Confiscation

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From "Hrafnkel's Saga: The Rock Opera"

Sam:
So now, the time has come
Has come for us to see
Who the man behind
The big behind might be
And I guess it's only natural
That you would not agree
But I'm sure that you do'll fine
But I, I feel no guilt
No guilt on your behalf
In fact I'd sooner
See you split in half
And I know it's real the fear you feel
As we just sit and laugh
But I'm sure that you'll do fine.
So for a guy in your position
Tell me do you see the need to
Reinstate your submission
God forbid 'cause that could lead to
Ooo. humiliation
Ooo...humiliation
Humiliation
Of confiscation
Humiliation
So now, your death is all
Is all we should discuss
I guess that I could
Spare you if I must
But you must submit to exile
And give all your stuff to us
But I'm sure that you'll do fine.
So for a guy in your position
Tell me do you see the need to
Reinstate your submission
God forbid 'cause that could lead to
Social loss that might undo you
But one thing you can't forget is
Who it is who overthrew you
Took your land while all you get is
Ooo...humiliation
Yeah..humiliation
Humiliation
Of confiscation
Humiliation


(Tom Kirchoffer - drums)

Copyright 1993 Zach London

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