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#1 Stepdad

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From "Tender is the Heart"

He drinks his rum and cola

Then he hops in his Corolla

He says he's off to bowl a perfect game

But he never breaks 230

'Cause the lanes, he says, are dirty

And he isn't my real father

But he loves me just the same

My real dad wasn't openly racist

My real dad never used naughty words

But Stepdad,

I think you're the greatest

Here's a big hug

And a Father's Day mug that says

#1 Stepdad

He drinks his rum and cola

Then he hops in his Corolla

He says he's off to bowl a perfect game

His name is Glenn and he's my friend

He's got his own kids but I don't like them

And he isn't my real father but he

Loves me just the

Let's make it work for Mom's sake

(Thellea Leveque - additional vocals

Lauren London - additional vocals)

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From "Black Bean"

Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Does anyone know Dime, Dime, Nickel

It goes, uh, Dime, Dime, Nickel

Dime! Dime! Nickel! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Can we do

No!

But I wanted to do

Hold on love, shut your gap!

We're doing Dime, Dime, Penny, Penny, Penny Penny

Dime! Dime! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny!

Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Allright you lot!

I bet you've never heard this one.

This one has no dimes!

Four nickels, and then straight on into the pennies with you.

Nickel! Nickel! Nickel! Nickel!

Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny!

Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

(Jeff Kleiner - reveler

Lauren London - reveler

Ty Morse - reveler)

Durga McBroom (The Charleston Troll)

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Instrumental

(Tom Kirchoffer - drums)

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From "Black Bean"

Freud said it but I said it too

So we've got to give the credit

Where the credit is due

Is it nature Nurture

It's all the same

Either way your parents

Are the ones to blame

We've got the school psychologist

On the phone,

Saying someone doesn't get enough

Attention at home

Is it nature Nurture

It's all the same

Either way your parents are the ones to blame

Now I'm lying in the mud

And the mud starts to boil

I sweat hot wax and I spit hot oil

I've got enough rage to melt the whole block

I'm the midnight train on the Doomsday Clock

And I'm

Pulling up to the station

A one-way ticket to alienation

Is it nature Nurture

It's all the same

Either way your parents are the ones to blame

Why do I try

You think the world is

So cut and dry

But I will not

I will not

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

Any further I won't

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

I can't scream without making a sound

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

Any further I won't

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

I can't scream without making a sound

T minus

What's the T minus

'Til I throw down with America's finest

Linus and Lucy, Mozart, Debussy

Give me something more juicy

I'm just another product of industrial shock

I keep my hands on the red telephone

And my fans in a headlock

It's a deadlock, a standard precaution

'Cause every dirty mind needs a good brainwashin'

Get me a bill for the bouncer

A tattoo gun and a vocational counselor

It's a round world

And I'm square like a Velamint

A breakdown of emotional development

I'll never be squat

And that's a good thing

So show the world what you've got

Between your index and ring

Is it nature Nurture

It's all the same

Either way your parents are the ones to blame

Why do I try

You think the world is

So cut and dry

But I will not

I will not

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

Any further I won't

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

I can't scream without making a sound

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

Any further I won't

Dumb it down

Dumb it down, down

I can't scream without making a sound.

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#1 Stepdad

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Durga McBroom (The Charleston Troll)

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