The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

Hard Taco Radio

Two and a Half Stars

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Such a vanilla song, C+
Too hard to hum along seamlessly
Genius has no need to draw
Attention to itself
Cosmic dust bunnies, we embrace the noise
We will do trust falls in the dark and mix La Croixs
We will put ransom notes in unmarked graves
Drive a Volkswagen bus through sneaker waves
Hell, yeah!

Why are we even here?

So was I put on this earth for driving Donuts in the church parking lot?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You never had it rough, oh please.
You don’t secrete enough elbow grease
Flash that peace sign, index down
Can we be less than friends?
Cosmic dust bunnies, we embrace the noise
We will do trust falls in the dark and mix La Croixs
We will put ransom notes in unmarked graves
Drive a Volkswagen bus through sneaker waves
Hell, yeah!

Why do I even try?
So was I put on this earth for driving
Donuts in the church parking lot?
Yeah I think so.

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It’s why I have to leave you
Two and a half stars
Two and a half star review

Cosmic dust bunnies, we embrace the noise
We will do trust falls in the dark and mix, and we’ll mix La Croixs
We will put ransom notes in unmarked graves
Drive a Volkswagen bus through sneaker waves
Hell, yeah!

Why are we even here?
So was I put on this earth for driving
Donuts in the church parking lot?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no



Lauren London - additional vocals

Copyright 2023 Zach London

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