Blankety Blank

Holding on with cheeks puffed out and face turning blue,

Tried exfoliating, but I've got you sub q

We had a fall

We had a falling out party in the street

Your friends and loved ones beamed

The dance was shipwreck-themed

And the ghost of Gordon Lightfoot

Sang O Canada, Our Home

When I pretend I'm resigned

Not violence nor eyelash batting will change my mind

Wasting staples, staples curling up like dead bugs

Don't be such a blankety blank, the Oracle shrugs

I've got a monopoly on irons in the fire

But I can't screw up my nerve

So I get what I deserve

In the litmus paper shadow

Of the Palmer House Hotel

There I pretend I'm resigned

And not violence nor eyelash batting will change my mind

(Greg Kutcher - electric guitar

Lauren London - additional backup vocals

Russell Schwartz - additional backup vocals

Geoffroy Sisk - lead vocals)