The Hard Taco Project
is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead



I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

Hard Taco Radio

and then the training takes over

Hard Taco's 2009 release, "and then the training takes over..."



  • Excelsior
  • Giant U-Shaped Magnet
  • Take Me Home
  • I'm Not Saying, I'm Just Saying
  • Mexican American War
  • The Night That Eight Belles Died
  • Jelly IA
  • Let's Play Pretend
  • Spanish American War
  • Seasonal Affective
  • How to Love Your Process
  • World War I
  • Never Shake a Baby
  • The Agony of the Leaves
  • World War II
  • Sleep Stages
  • Rattle
  • Rotisserie
  • Korea

I am pleased to announce that a large box of new Hard Taco CDs is sitting in my kitchen, and like all things on God's brown Earth, it has a name. The box is called "box," and the album is called, "and then the training takes over..." The new disc is truly a sensual massage of all four of your senses. (I warned you to stop using Zicam, but did you listen to me)

This CD features a handful of previously unreleased songs about GREAT AMERICAN WARS which will direct a relentless blitzkrieg on your remaining three senses.

(Seriously, why would you keep liquid nitrogen right next to your mouthwash and in an identical bottle)

However, even without these exciting military-themed tunes, this CD is nothing less than a merciless steamrolling frenzied onslaught/assault on both of your senses.

(Just to clarify... you're wearing that blindfold just in case you happen upon a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey) Anyway, hear and feel your copy today!

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