She goes off the path
She’s a rude hiker
She goes off the path
Even though the signs say don’t do that
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
When she passes you
She’s a rude hiker
When she passes you
Doesn’t even nod or say “howdy-do”
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s gonna knock down your cairn
Gonna knock down your cairn
Rude
Pack it in, pack it out, pack it in, pack it out,
Pack it in, pack it out, don’t leave a trace
Someone has the ruined the viewin’ by strewin’
Her map and her wrappers all over the place
All the crap that she happens to scrap on the path’ll
Include a chewed apple and cap of a Snapple
A travel snack from her fannypack
For example, a sample pack of Krackel Bars, crackers and Crackerjacks
Trampling cameras of handicapped campers to shambles and tampering
With their Camelbaks
Ambling, rambling, scrambling
Through brambles this vandal’s manhandling
You will get lost and drop dead in a ditch
‘Cause she’s painting the trail markers pitch black
So you cannot tell which track
Is the path to the switchback
She goes off the path
She’s a rude hiker
She goes off the path
Even though the signs say don’t do that
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
