Me and my neighbors are cavers
Hunters and grunters bravely gathered
In our favorite cave,
It’s safer from the saber-toothed hazard
And we’re slathered up
In mud and swinging big old clubs and singing batter up
Batter up
Hunter and gather up
Our sorry little grotto will protect us
Domo arigato, homo erectus
Yo, aI paint my hand on the wall
Just take gander, ya’ll
And when I wander yonder, I’m a m-m-m-meander-thal
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming to the paleo
On the daily-o
I’m a hirsute brute, I’m fully nudist besides
The cutest suit that hides my nethers with some leathers and hides
Hey guys, guys, guys
I’m a biped, that means I got a hand up
I got that knuckle dragger swagger by I’m willing to stand up
And I do stand up
So… what did the mastodon say to the naked man?
How do you even breathe through that thing?
Get it? He was mistaken, man?
You’re a great a crowd and
So now,
We’re straining the limit, the limit of primitive know-how
With a monosyllabic delivery so I can show how
With our jokes and our foreheads, we always go low brow
What? Low brow
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming to the paleo
On the daily-o
Got a tiny brain, Imma fool with it
Made fire, now I am not cool with it
Made a shovel, now I’m in a hole with it
I invented the wheel, and now I am gonna roll with it
Given the mythically difficult diction of australopithecus
I am prolific as often I’m perfectly pithy,
But paleolithically-speaking I’m freaking terrific at cryptical petroglyphs
Never heard of those?
Picture retro gifs.
(Retro gifs?)
And nothing can dwarf the release of endorphins
From painting a boar fighting anthropomorphics
And nothing can dwarf the release of endorphins
Faarom painting a boar fighting anthropomorphics
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing allright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing allright
Despite our mental bandwidth
And we’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re jamming to the paleo
On the daily-o
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
We’re not fully man
But we’re full of woolly mammoth
And we’re doing alright, alright
Copyright 2021 Zach London
