Monday at midnight last week
I called up the plumber ‘cause the faucet had a leak
The plumber said
No way
I’m too tired to plumb today
Plumb today, plumb today
Who’d have ever thought it that a plumber would say
Carolina China Vietnam Bombay
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Tuesday morning at a quarter past two
I called up the lawyer ‘cause I had a guy to sue
The lawyer said
No way
I’m too tired to lawy today
Lawy today, lawy today
Plumb today, plumb today
Who’d have ever thought it that a lawyer would say
Albuquerque Turkey
Carolina China Vietnam Bombay
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Tuesday morning at 3 am
I called up the butcher ‘cause I didn’t have a ham
The butcher said
No way
I’m too tired to butch today
Butch today, butch today
Lawy today, lawy today
Plumb today, plumb today
Who’d have ever thought it that a butcher would say
Ghana Tijuana
Albuquerque Turkey
Carolina China Vietnam Bombay
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Wednesday morning at 4:15
I called up my mother ‘cause I had a bad dream
My mother said
No way
I’m too tired to mothe today
Mothe today, mothe today
Butch today, butch today
Lawy today, lawy today
Plumb today, plumb today
Who’d ever thought it that a mother would say
Cuba and Aruba
Ghana Tijuana
Albuquerque Turkey
Carolina China Vietnam Bombay
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Thellea Leveque - vocals
Lauren London - vocals
Micah Wolkenberg - drums
Copyright 2019 Zach London
