I’ve got the fattest hands
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time
I’ve got the baddest band
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time
I knew a girl when I was back in the war
She had that vintage smell
What the hell was that for?
And you know, back then
Everything went according to plan
And you know, back then
I had the most checkered past
Will the record last
And if no,
I better set it again
I’ve got the bleakest grin
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time
I’ve got the weakest chin
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time
I knew the girl was hot stuff with an axe
She only turned heads
When she was breaking necks
And you know, back then
I had the most checkered past
Will the record last
I don’t know
I better set it again
Matt Cameron - additional vocals
Copyright 2016 Zach London
