Hard Taco presents: The Triumphant Return of Jupiter the Balloon Horse (2008 release).
- Jupiter
- Stella
- Lay Down Paul Revere
- Our First Dollar
- Girls Are So Neat
- Fortress of Lovingkindness
- Les Cavernes Perigord
- Bioluminescent Bear
- Fire Chief
- Oslo
- Moderate Rock
- The First Three Wars
- Only a Man
- There, There, There
Jupiter the Balloon Horse
Hard Taco's freshest, moddest (as in, "most mod") full-length CD, "Jupiter the Balloon Horse," has dropped. Having this album is such a good idea, it is now widely accepted to be the gold standard by which all other good ideas are based. To help put this context, I've developed the 10-point Having Jupiter (HJ) scale. The higher the number, the better the idea! Here's an example:
9 HJ's - Wearing a tie to a black tie party
7 HJ's - Wearing a tie to a white elephant party
3 HJ's - Bringing an elephant to a black tie party
1 HJ - Bringing a black elephant to a white elephant supremacist party