and then the training takes over

Hard Taco's 2009 release, "and then the training takes over..."



  • Excelsior
  • Giant U-Shaped Magnet
  • Take Me Home
  • I'm Not Saying, I'm Just Saying
  • Mexican American War
  • The Night That Eight Belles Died
  • Jelly IA
  • Let's Play Pretend
  • Spanish American War
  • Seasonal Affective
  • How to Love Your Process
  • World War I
  • Never Shake a Baby
  • The Agony of the Leaves
  • World War II
  • Sleep Stages
  • Rattle
  • Rotisserie
  • Korea

I am pleased to announce that a large box of new Hard Taco CDs is sitting in my kitchen, and like all things on God's brown Earth, it has a name. The box is called "box," and the album is called, "and then the training takes over..." The new disc is truly a sensual massage of all four of your senses. (I warned you to stop using Zicam, but did you listen to me)

This CD features a handful of previously unreleased songs about GREAT AMERICAN WARS which will direct a relentless blitzkrieg on your remaining three senses.

(Seriously, why would you keep liquid nitrogen right next to your mouthwash and in an identical bottle)

However, even without these exciting military-themed tunes, this CD is nothing less than a merciless steamrolling frenzied onslaught/assault on both of your senses.

(Just to clarify... you're wearing that blindfold just in case you happen upon a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey) Anyway, hear and feel your copy today!