I'm a buttworm, not just a medical condition
But the mack dad of fecal-oral transmission
You've got to see your physician
'Cause your itchin' and hurt
And she says bring a couple of fruits
And some dessert
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby,
A sugar cookie yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby
Yeah
Now it's been a week, and I know how it feels
To get used to your caboose
And three square meals
An apple brought in with unnatural force
And for my second course
I'll take a natural source
Of vitamin C
Right up in thee
'Cause I'm the VIP of the B U double T
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby,
A sugar cookie yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby
Yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby,
A sugar cookie yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby
Yeah
Uh
I'm waiting
Uh
I got a question
I don't want to be rude, cause I know I'm just guest in
Here, and by here I mean your lower intestine
But this ain't the Ritz
It ain't even the Westin
So I hope you got a box
'Cause I've got a suggestion
See, I cleared my plate, so I deserve dessert
Won't you serve dessert
'Cause those hors-doeuvres were dirt
And I need my sugar fix now
Or somebody's gonna get hurt
Just one cookie
A pink one, a blue one
Or I'll build myself a second home
When I'll tear you a new one
I'm a worm of rage
And I'm coming down, see
Where's my sugar cookie
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby,
A sugar cookie yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby
Yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby,
A sugar cookie yeah
I want an apple, an orange, and a sugar cookie baby
A sugar cookie baby
Yeah
Copyright 2014 Zach London
