Big-Calved Woman

From "Vainglorious"

I'm indulging in the bulging in your new socks
It doesn't matter if they're tube or crew socks
Let he without sin begin to cast rocks
But Kitten, I'm just smitten with your gastocs

Big-calved woman
Love the way you tease
On your tippy toes
Big-calved woman
Working those capris
On your tippy toes

Your parents wouldn't let you leave the dance floor
They installed invisible fence around the dance floor
You boogied child, 'til your pants tore
But you couldn't leave
(Or zap! You're neck's sore)
So you grew up to be

Big-calved woman
Love the way you tease
On your tippy toes
Big-calved woman
Working those capris
On your tippy toes

I'm transfixed
What's behind your shins
I bet you're good with stairs
The drumsticks
Are my favorite portions
I bet you're good with stairs
I bet you're good with stairs

Big-calved woman
Love the way you tease
On your tippy toes
Big-calved woman
Working those capris
On your tippy toes

(Greg Kutcher - guitar)