Battle Thunder Worm is a Thing


Dear Friends,

It gives me unnatural pleasure to introduce two things today, both of which are called, "Battle Thunder Worm."

First, and 1/3 less importantly, this month's Hard Taco song is called, “Battle Thunder Worm.” It's the theme song to the London family’s new card game by the same name!

Also first, and more importantly by a factor of 1.5, today is the official public release of BTW: Battle Thunder Worm, the Family Card Game After Which the Battle Thunder Worm Theme Song is Named!

As many of you already know, we printed copies of this game and mailed them out as swag gifts for Malcolm's Bar Mitzvah a few months ago. As such, the game isn't technically new, but the Battle Thunder Worm website is, and it's full of gorgeous photography by Leisa Thompson, Malcolm's instructional video, and a link to purchase the game. That's right: as of today, anyone who owns money can choose to own this game instead of owning some of that money!


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I’ve got the fattest hands
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time

I’ve got the baddest band
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time

I knew a girl when I was back in the war
She had that vintage smell
What the hell was that for?
And you know, back then
Everything went according to plan
And you know, back then
I had the most checkered past
Will the record last
And if no,
I better set it again

I’ve got the bleakest grin
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time

I’ve got the weakest chin
Call Guinness
Call Guinness
It’s record time

I knew the girl was hot stuff with an axe
She only turned heads
When she was breaking necks
And you know, back then
I had the most checkered past
Will the record last
I don’t know
I better set it again


Matt Cameron - additional vocals


Copyright 2016 Zach London

All songs written and performed by Zach London unless otherwise indicated.

All songs written and performed by Zach London unless otherwise indicated.

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