The Mighty Gar

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We’ve sailed across the ocean
We’ve hunted near and far
We’ve never hunted for anything
Except the mighty gar

Some men say we’re crazy
And truth be told we are
We will descend into lunacy
To sight the mighty gar

Some men sport the mutton chops
And some the handlebar
Nothing compares to the facial hair
Upon the mighty gar

Some men travel by railway
And some men go by car
We never travel by any means
Except the mighty gar

The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she knows she knows
The mighty gar is mightier than some
Puh ruh puh puh pum!

Some men top their Christmas trees
With ornament or star
We’ll never top it with anything
Except the mighty gar

Some men puff a cigarette
And some a fat cigar
We’ll never puff upon anything
Except the mighty gar

Some men strum the mandolin
And some the steel guitar
We would trade all our winter coats
To strum the mighty gar

Some dress up for Halloween
To get a candy bar
Knock on my door and say Trick or Treat
Receive the mighty gar

The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she knows she knows
The mighty gar is mightier than some
Puh ruh puh puh pum!

We’ve sailed across the ocean
We’ve hunted near and far
We’ve never hunted for anything

Some men say we’re crazy
And truth be told we are
We will descend into lunacy
To sight the mighty gar

She goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she goes she goes
The mighty gar she goes pah-ruh-puh-pum
Pah-ruh-puh-pum
Ra pum pum
The mighty gar she knows she knows
The mighty gar is mightier than some
Puh ruh puh puh pum!


Lauren London - additional vocals
Malcolm London - additional lyrics
Scarlett London - flute

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