I Hate Comic Sans

From "Who Dares Disturb My Slumber"

We were holding hands

We were making plans

Everything was just fine, fine

Then my birthday came

And you sent out the invite

You used Comic Sans

I hate Comic Sans

Shouldn't have to say why, why

You used Comic Sans

And oh, God, everything is far, far from all right

Yesterday you were gentle, angelic and warm

I could stare in those baby blue sockets forever

But with this aberration of function and form, there's a brick

In my chest, I feel used and depressed and a little bit sick

I hate Comic Sans

Down with Comic Sans

You keep asking me why, why

Saying you can change

But I don't think you understand

I'll just stomp and shout

Rip the cabinets out

Pull the fridge down and cry, cry

I must emphasize

That I'm a reasonable man

Yesterday you were gentle, angelic and warm

I could stare in those baby blue sockets forever

But with this aberration of function and form, there's a brick

In my chest, I feel used and depressed and a little bit sick

I hate Comic Sans, I hate Comic Sans

(Greg Kutcher - lead guitar

Lauren London - backup vocals)