My submission into the wishing well
Was insufficient
Hell, it was straight deficient
And my suspicion?
Our coalition fell for want of a penny or two
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
We did some bitching
A little pitch and catch
I was a stitch detached, and wouldn’t listen
I had a mission to win the pissing match
My trash talk game was on point
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
Beat that Big Bad boss battle video game
I swear I’m different, except in the ways I’m the same
Fight got fought, got caught on videotape
I swear I’m different, swear on my grandmother’s grape
I’m in the kitchen
I’m downing fish ‘n’ chips
Swigging whiskey sips and reminiscing
In this condition
I shouldn’t Christen ships
I’d name them all after you
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
Beat that Big Bad boss battle video game
I swear I’m different, except in the ways I’m the same
Fight got fought, got caught on videotape
I swear I’m different, swear on my grandmother’s grape
On my grandmother’s grape
I’m in the kitchen
I’m downing fish ‘n’ chips
In this condition
I shouldn’t Christen ships
Twirl, twirl, twirling my moustache
Tie your memory to the railroad track
Beat that Big Bad boss battle video game
I swear I’m different, except in the ways I’m the same
Fight got fought, got caught on videotape
I swear I’m different, swear on my grandmother’s grape
On my grandmother’s grape
On my grandmother’s grape
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
