This library isn’t big enough for this dream
All the knowledge in the neighborhood can’t contain my rapture
I should pipe down out of deference
Maybe just check out a reference
But beyond a doubt, my preference Is to scream!
(Shhhh!!!)
This library isn’t big enough for this dream
This library isn’t big enough for this dream
I’ve got fire in the belly, so Shelly, dear, why must you
Hold my din to fewer decibels
While I’m in the Dewey Decimals?
Must help your infinitesimal self-esteem
Mmmf mmf mmf mmmf mmmff dreamf
Hands off, Gary!
This library isn’t big enough for this dream
Sweetie, I have no predilection
For the multimedia section
For encyclopedias vex and bore me
They’re so tedious
Hey, the world is our oyster just today
We’re brassy and boisterous and gay
When you try to cloister us away
That’s so prepoisterous!
This library isn't big enough for this dream
You can bet your ginger ale that my sights are so much higher
Let’s all pour a Diet Vernor’s
And toast this corp of quiet learners
And then let’s all scream bloody murder and blow off steam
(Shhhh!)
This library isn’t big enough, Doris
Please come out from underneath your thesaurus
Join this song and we can sing it in chorus as a team
But this library isn’t big enough for this dream!
Lauren London - lead vocals
Darin Zahuranec - trumpet, french horn
Copyright 2017 Zach London
