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From "Vainglorious"

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To get to a song that I know

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To hear a song I know

Black tie reunion coming soon in the student union

I've shown up all grown up and of course, superhuman

Here we're all too glad to enumerate successes

Swapping email addresses and swapping guesses about

The whereabouts

Of friends we used to care about and swear about

Now we speculate about and share about

Who is famous, who was sworn in

In rehab or reborn, and who

Dropped out of school

Or who just dropped without warning

Who fell off a ski lift

And whose leg's full of pins

Who got a nose job as push gift

For pushing out twins

I ran into what's his name out by the punch

Did you hear that he came out

No, but I had a hunch

So let's take a little frolic through our mutual regression

You were stalking Mayim Bialik and had issues with aggression

Now a workaholic with a hairline in recession

Who has borderline systolic hypertension and depression

Running a boutique firm with a corporate gym

Hello Where's my idiot friend, 'cause you're not him

Everyone I know

Really let themselves go

Senior party central

Everyone I know

Really let themselves go

Senior party central

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To get to a song that I know

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To hear a song I know

Do you ever want to get

Unstuck in time like Vonnegut

All the

Time

Do you ever want to get

Unstuck in time like Vonnegut

All the

Time

So dial it back a bit

A bit more

Dial it back a lot

What did I say to stir up

Sir Sad-Sack-alot

Life derailed after your first failed maririage

And your second wife bailed after the first miscarriage and I'd

Really really like to help you grieve, K

But I gotta leave, K

So let go of my sleeve, K

Hey, how's maternity

God, it's been an eternity

Remember when we, um, at D Tau fraternity

Wait, that wasn't me, no that was my roommate

Pathetic

That even I get us confused

I guess we both look kind of Semitic

Those were the nerdy years

The gloriously dirty years

We used to make fun of 'em

Now that I'm one of 'em

Trust no one over thirty years

So raise a glass to what was

Raise a keg to what wasn't

Life goes on but our music taste doesn't

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To get to a song that I know

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To hear a song I know

Everyone I know

Really let themselves go

Senior party central

Everyone I know

Really let themselves go

Senior party central

I I was in junior high a long time ago oh

Ever since I can't stand what's on the radio oh

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To get to a song that I know

Hey hey DJJ play a song I know know

Not this monotone stuff I never heard before fore

This okay, this is so so

So what do I have to say

To hear a song I know

(Lauren London - additional vocals

Scarlett London - additional vocals)