From "There, There"
When I met you
I was so levelheaded
And straight as a pool cue
But now I'm crooked as a Roman arch
Youve got me madder than a hare in March
And if you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
You drive me batty, batty
You really make a lady dotty, Daddy
Can't you tell that I'm unwell
They ought to put me in a padded cell
And if you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
I'm heading towards
A little solitary in various psych wards
A little R and R behind the latch
10 to 20 in the booby hatch
And if you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
You drive me batty, batty
You really make a lady dotty, Daddy
Can't you tell that I'm unwell
They ought to put me in a padded cell
And if you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
When I met you
I was so levelheaded
And straight as a pool cue
But now I'm crooked as a Roman arch
Youve got me madder than a hare in March
And if you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
You drive me batty, batty
You really make a lady dotty, Daddy
Can't you tell that I'm unwell
They ought to put me in a padded cell
And if you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
If you don't
Believe me then
We'll just see what you say
When the Funny Wagon
Takes me away
(Victoria Gilbert - tap-dancing and additional vocals
Lauren London - vocals
Rick London - trombone
Diana Tarr - tap-dancing and additional vocals
Oren Sagher - clarinet
Darin Zahuranec - trumpet, saxophone, trombone)
Copyright 2006 Zach London