From "Ground Beef"
The Dowager is searching for her lap dog
To pet and pat and pamper, tres petit
To dress in little sweater with a bow upon its head
But I think it's understood
Oui, that the dog is gone for good
So she'll have to pamper something else instead.
The dog was very pretty
Huh huh! So itty bitty!
But now it's gone, a pity
Let's get on with life I say.
The Dowager is far too sentimental
She carries on like this is big concern
She broods inside her chambers
And won't touch her charlotte russe
But she'll soon or later learn
Her precious dog will not return
So she'll have to put her lap to other use.
Copyright 2000 Zach London