Sticky Pickles

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Got an idea
Could be a hit
Sticky pickles
This'll be it
Sticky pickles
Nobody bit
I didn't sell a-one
 
Figured my friends
Would like em a lot
Sticky pickles
That's what I thought
Sticky pickles
Nobody bought them
Cause the sticky part
Would tend to flake off
 
Oh well!
Back to the lab
We 're gonna give this plan
A stab
We 're gonna find all the stickiest things
 
Industrial glue
Tape and shampoo
Caramel apples
And Charleston Chew
Because the stickier
That is the pickle
The sweeter the livin
 
Made a new batch
Set up a store
Sticky pickles
Profits galore
Sticky Pickles
People adore
The way the way they patch up holes
Delicilously!
 
Your tools will be replaced
Who needs a staple gun
Or paste
When youve got my secretest blend
Industrial glue
Tape and shampoo
Caramel apples
And Charleston Chew
Because the stickier
That is the pickle
The sweeter the livin
 
 
Copyright 2005 Zach London