Something Else

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From "Steak"

Well, I've had me a few regrets

And you've been more than one

The day you walked into my life

I should have turned and run

You used to treat me just like dirt

But that's no longer true

'Cause when you're in the house

The dirt don't have to deal with you

You're like a hen that just lays rotten eggs

I bet my bottom dollar on a horse that's got no legs

I ought to split like firewood

But you say we've got something good

But Honey, we've got something else.

Something else, altogether

Something else, that's what you are

You're the worst I could imagine,

But the best I've had so far

If anybody needs me I'll be underneath the bar

'Cause Honey, you're something else

So if I made a top ten list

Of things I really hate

Weevils would be number one

And you'd be two through eight.

Your love is one of them giant checks

That never can be cashed

My heart's a baked potater

And you'd rather have it mashed

Well I'm a lot more driven then you think

I let you drive me wild

And then you drove me straight to drink

Well, I've been lonely plenty of times

But if loving you is a crime

They'll have to lock me up for something else

Something else, altogether

Something else, that's what you are

You've got all the taste my dear,

Of a twenty cent cigar

So I'll just keep pick-a-pick-a-pick-a- pick-a-pick-a-pickin' on the old guitar

And singing Honey, you're something else

My Mama, she still talks about you

Every time she calls

And last time she used words

I'd only seen on bathroom walls

She said I could get rid of you

But every time I fail

The only thing I know would work

Would buy me life in jail.

She says I should've never brought you home

That a woman needs a man

Just like a goldfish needs a comb

Well if that's true then I just wish

I wasn't such a hairy fish

She says she hates to watch me pish

My life away for such gibberish

She's right I ought to pish my life away

For something else

Something else, altogether

Something else, that's what you are

You've swung a lot of birdies boy,

If killing me is par

And hell at least is cleaner than the back seat of your car

'Cause Honey, you're something else

Something else, altogether

Something else, that's what you are

My diary's a horror flick, and baby you're the star

There's a word for living with you, it's spelled W-A-R

'Cause Honey, you're something else

Something else

Honey, you're something else

(Lauren London - vocals)