Reginald's really bringing us down
I wish he'd quit hanging around
He doesn't take a hint
Can't he sit with someone else
I mean, really,
Do we have to come right out and say it
We try to brush him off
But he's oblivious 'til the end.
You'd think that Reginald needs a friend.
Reginald's getting hard to avoid
Won't leave when I'm plainly annoyed
He always tags along
Can't he hang on someone else
I mean, really,
Do we have to come right out and say it
He's really got some nerve
To go on making us all pretend
We care if Reginald needs a friend.
Copyright 2000 Zach London