The common thread of ancient writings
Culturally distinct
All depict a flood, a global flood
Some post-doc catalogued the victims
Drowned in ancient times
Alphabetically by where they died
Dum, dum, dum, dum...
Mouf breavah
Mouf breavah
Mouf breavah
Mouf breavah
How do you do
I'm a mouf breavah too
And the mouf
Has a riddle
A riddle for you
The truf is without this
You can't make belief
When you breave through your mouf
You do this through your teef
Both scientists and theologians
Rushing to debunk
Falling down to shake their heads the hardest
We must invalidate this construct,
Lectures either man
Then proceeds to slap his other hand
Dum, dum, dum, dum...
Mouf breavah
Mouf breavah
Mouf breavah
Mouf breavah
How do you do
I'm a mouf breavah too
And the mouf
Has a riddle
A riddle for you
The truf is without this
You can't make belief
When you breave through your mouf
You do this through your teef
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