Hi jinks, hoodwinks
Brouhaha hullabaloo
Rough house, horse play
Clap trap ballyhoo
If it wasn't for monkey business
I would have no business at all
If it wasn't for monkey business
I would have no business at all
What begins as a din
From a new shenanigan
Soon becomes a caterwaul
My friend, if it wasn't for monkey business
Oh, no
What's this rumpus
What's that monkeyshines
This rumpus, Mum
This is my grand designs
If it wasn't for monkey business
I would have no business at all
If it wasn't for monkey business
I would have no business at all
What began as a plan
For a new shenanigan
Soon becomes so much falderal
My friend, if it wasn't for monkey business
Oh, no
It's always something
If it's not one thing, it's another
It's always something
If it's not one thing, it's another
If it wasn't for monkey business
I would have no business at all
If it wasn't for monkey business
I would have no business at all
I'm dressing on your dresser
You're the tongue, I'm the depressor
I'm the creepy extra hole on your bowling ball
If it wasn't for monkey business
Oh, no
This monkey business
Is a big big business
This monkey business
Is not your beeswax
This monkey business
Is everyone's monkeyshines
Monkeyshines
(Lauren London - backup vocals
Josh Siegel - backup vocals)
Copyright 2001 Zach London