Stastia:
For those of you whove never cheated on your spouse
It's really not as hard as youd expect
The odds are half the serving boys are looking down your blouse
Just tell them what you need and be direct
My husband is the king
He's both benevolent and just
But when I seek his company, he objects
A girl has needs
And mine are pathologically robust
So Ive been more attentive to our subjects
Stasia and Servants:
Bang, bang, bang
The Queen loves her people
Bang, bang, bang, bang
The people love their Queen
Stasia:
Send me peasants by the dozen
Come at three and bring your cousin
Everybody loves the Queen
The king was quite a lover for his two wives Ive heard
They say that he was naughty like a schoolboy
But these days he just cringes when I say a dirty word
Thank God for loyal subjects like the pool boy
Extending my compassion to the farms and to the schools
My philanthropic appetites are boundless
A queen has civic duties to provide for those she rules
I love to help the poor
Servants:
She'll help us til we 're sore
Bang, bang, bang
The Queen loves her people
Stasia:
Come and get me boys!
Servants:
Bang, bang, bang, bang
The people love their Queen
Stasia:
The king'll never know
Servants:
Loyal to his crown, he's kept her
Stasia:
To his crown but not his scepter
Servants:
Everybody loves
Everybody loves
Everybody loves the Queen
The Queen
Stasia:
My husband is the king
He's both benevolent and just
But when I seek his company, he objects
A girl has needs
And mine are pathologically robust
But help has been arranged
I need my linens changed
Servants:
Bang, bang, bang
The Queen loves her people
Bang, bang, bang, bang
The people love their Queen
Bang, bang, bang
The Queen loves her people
Bang, bang, bang, bang
The people love their Queen
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Stasia:
Who is that gorgeous fop over there
Servants:
Bang! Bang! Bang!
That's Osric, the new page boy
Why do you ask
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Stasia:
Yoohoo! Mr. Page Boy
Servants:
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Osric:
Uh me
Servants:
Majesty, you have the gift
For stiffening the working stiff
Stasia and Servants:
And everybody loves
Everybody loves
Everybody loves the Queen
The Queen
The Queen
The Queen
Jon Greenlee - drums, bass, electric guitar, additional vocals
Lauren London - Stasia
Josh Siegel - Osric
Copyright 2004 - Zach London