Bridge Troll

I haven't had a thing to eat since those goats came yesterday,

But if you want to cross my bridge well then I'll just have to say

That I, I am a bridge troll,

And I'm bubbling up to collect my toll,

Yeah I, I am a bridge troll,

And I've got a mind to swallow you whole,

'Cause I'm a troll,

I'm a troll.

I'm a troll,

I am a bridge troll.

Yan can cook and I feel fine and everythings okay,

But if you want to cross my bridge well then I'll just have to say,

That I, I am a bridge troll,

And I'm bubbling up to collect my toll,

Yeah I, I am a bridge troll,

And I'll see you again when I'm on parole.

Yeah I, I am a bridge troll,

And I've got a mind to swallow you whole

Yeah I, I am a bridge troll,

And if you're a horse, I'll eat your foal.

(Tom Kirchoffer - drums

Josh Siegel - guitar solo, backup vocals)