Stasia:
I fear we'll be caught
He may find out well before I'm due
See, he and I have not
Done certain things that Ive done with you
For a month or two
Well never, actually
But accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
Having a child with another man
Just a mistake, he'll understand
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Osric:
Sometimes, people slip (like the King, for instance)
Say, they don't know that the stair is wet
And sometimes, people trip
And fall 80 feet off the parapet
Or better yet
Into boiling lead
Accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
One such mistake
You or I could make
Might be to drown him in the lake
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Stasia:
Sometimes, mistakes are made
Black widows crawl into people's beds
Osric:
Youve got it! Hemlock gets mislaid
Rocks sometimes fall onto people's heads
Stasia:
Or maybe swords instead of rocks
Osric:
Or harpsichords
Stasia:
Or cinderblocks
Both:
Accidents happen all the time
Making mistakes is no crime
Stasia:
Here's a mistake
You and I could make
Osric:
Grind up his bones
Into a cake
Both:
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Accidents happen all the time
Lauren London - Stasia
Josh Siegel - Osric
Darin Zahuranec - french horn
Copyright 2005 - Zach London
