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is a Simple Concept

I will write and record one song a month,
every month, until I am dead

I have been doing this since
1993 and so far my health is good.

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Jumex Flow

From "Who Dares Disturb My Slumber"

So blush blush glow

With a flush of type O

As I resign myself to dine upon

A platter of crow

Blush glow,

But it's time to let go

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

Yeah, let the Jumex flow

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

Yeah, let the Jumex flow

My Levites live for levity,

Their briefs blessed with brevity

But longing, not length, is the key,

The key to longevity

Only mutant turtles can be teenaged for forev-ity

So I sleep like a beast just released from captivity

My chest cavity

Is so full of depravity

The weight of this hate

Raises my center of gravity

Otherwise a bastion of purity,

A bulwark of maturity

We all glean our 15 and drift back

Back to obscurity

So, so blush blush glow

With a flush of type O

As I resign myself to dine upon

A platter of crow

Blush glow,

But it's time to let go

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

Yeah, let the Jumex flow

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

Yeah, let the Jumex flow

Tried to play myself some banjy,

The kind with five phalange,

But in conclusion abandoned

All delusions of grandjy

Because I'm just a brat

With horizontally striped socks

They make my ankles look fat,

But they keep sweat off my Crocs

Blindfolded in the trunk

Counting the interval between bumps

Another few blocks, a gull squawks

Must be we're near the docks

Too late for Control-Z

This is the dnouement

In the waning minutes remaining

It's draining just to feel blah

So bury me with my lacrosse sticks

And the other agnostics

I was not a sly fox like Guy Fawkes

But I was good with acrostics

And a not-so-secret proclivity

For misplaced creativity

That will induce more boredom post-mortem

So let it flow

Let it flow

Let it flow

So, so blush blush glow

With a flush of type O

As I resign myself to dine upon

A platter of crow

Blush glow,

But it's time to let go

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

Blush glow but it's time to let go

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow

Blush glow but it's time to let go

So let the Jumex flow

Let the Jumex flow.

(Greg Kutcher - lead guitar

Lauren London - additional vocals

Scarlett London - additional vocals

Darin Zahuranec - trumpet)

Copyright 2010 Zach London

I'm on a Plane

From "Who Dares Disturb My Slumber"

I'm on a plane

I'm on a plane

I'm on a plane, oh yeah

Let's go to Spain

I'm on plane

Flying to Spain, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Walking in Spain

Rocky terrain

Feet are in pain, oh yeah

Walking in Spain

Walk in the rain

Walk in the rain

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Back on the plane

With Lady Elaine

There I'll remain, oh yeah

I can't complain

I can't complain

When I'm on a plane

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Brain, cane, chain, crane

Drain, feign, gain, grain

Lane, main, sane, sprain

Stain, strain, train, vein

Brain, cane, chain, crane

Drain, feign, gain, grain

Lane, main, sane, sprain

Stain, strain, train, vein.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Back on the plane

(Scarlett London - concept, additional lyrics

Lauren London - vocals)

Copyright 2010 Zach London

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