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It's Funny, You and Me

Vlad: It's funny, you and me.

Lisa: What's funny, Vlad

Vlad: You know... people. I don't know, Lisa. I mean, a year ago, I never thought I would ever meet a girl like you... (pause)... Lisa

Lisa: Yes, Vlad

Vlad: Oh, nothing. (Pause) Lisa

Lisa: Yes, Vlad

Vlad: Do you want to...

Lisa: Oh, yes, Vlad!

Vlad:

But she's not even pure Proletariat!

Can I spurn mother Russia for this

My resemblance to Judas Iscariat

Grows with each kiss...

Lisa, I think that I love you!

Or is it Russia that I love

Lisa, I've been dreaming of you!

Or is it Marx I'm dreaming of

Both:

Now the Cold War's over,

We can be together!

We'll build a house somewhere in Maine

And give the dog a Russian name

I'm so overjoyed, I can't explain!

(Jeff Bercovici - co-author)

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It's a Gas

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From "Ground Beef"

It's a gas!

How much longer can it last

Close your eyes, this too will pass

Oh yeah.

It's a gas!

It's what she said when we met last

She told me she's got party fever

I believe her, I believe her yeah!

It's a gas!

Oh, yeah

Yeah.

One, I wonder what you'd say

If two, I took your breath away

Can you three-member

The eu-four-ia that day

Well, G, I guess it's too late now

But A, it's all right anyhow

'Cause S, there's something special

In the way you look tonight, all right, oh yeah!

It's a gas!

Oh, yeah

Yeah.

Monday, I should call her up

It's Tuesday worth a shot

Wednesday I feel brave enough

Now it's Thursday maybe not!

Friday I forgot

Saturday now there's a thought

Then ring a ring ring ring goes my receiver

Now I know that I can't leave her

My God, it's party fever again!

Yeah, yeah!

It's a gas. How much longer can it last

It's an outbreak of the outrageous

Party fever is contagious yeah!

It's a gas! Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a gas!

(Jon Greenlee - drums, bass, guitar solo

Marsha Loeb - backup vocals

Lauren London - backup vocals)

It's a Boy

Princess:

Oh, I've been gifted by the god of the Nile!

I want a dog, I got a boy,

But maybe he'll amuse me a while.

I can dress him up and make him look good,

Train him well and groom him

And do all the things a good owner should.

It's a boy, oh boy!

Now I've got a boy!

It's a boy, oh boy!

Now I've got a boy!

It's a boy, oh boy!

Now I've got a boy!

It's... a... boy! Oy!

Servant:

The reeds are swaying in the watery blue

And a smile grows on the princess's face.

She's found another pet to add to her zoo,

Her opacity is such a disgrace.

She's the most fickle woman I've ever known

Meanwhile, I'd die to have a child of my own

Guess that I'm destined to live all alone.

My one desire, all I've wanted for years,

I am so overwhelmed with joy.

I can hardly tell his gender through these tears,

But I think this water-baby's a boy!

Hush baby, baby, finally someone is near.

The god of motherhood has made my future clear

I want to shout to that the world can hear.

(Maury Loeb - co-author

Mitch Rotter - co-author)

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From "Sleepy Hollow: The Rock Opera"

A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,

Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye;

And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,

Forever flushing round a summer sky.

(Dave Fernandes - drums

Lauren London - vocals

Vanessa Zimmerman - vocals)

Lyrics from "Castles of Indolence" by James Thomson

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It's Funny, You and Me

It's a Gas

It's a Boy

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