Rita kept her laboratory wet
And emerged as a Nobel laureate
A brain-cutting Aussie polymath
You could say Dorothy Russell just carved her own carved her own path
Rapin sing, and Singhi rap (rap)
They’re curing kids across the map (map)
And if you pester Westerberg (berg)
You’ll never get the best of her, rest assured
These chairs are endowed!
These chairs are endowed
I’m rolling up like a thundercloud, now
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed
Check the talent as I work the crowd
You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair
That’s not allowed
These chairs are endowed
Yay for Dravet, our newest star
And the promised eponymous Louis-Bar
And when Audrey Penn was in the groove
You would just have to trust that Augusta would bust a new move
Here’s McNutt to whack a knee (knee)
With Mary Putnam Jacobi (bi)
Then they passed the Schwann baton on
Like a boss to the great Ana Judith Roman
These chairs are endowed!
These chairs are endowed
I’m rolling up like a thundercloud, now
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed
Yo, check the talent as I work the crowd
You know you’ll never get there with a regular chair
That’s not allowed
These chairs are endowed
These chairs are endowed!
Lauren London - vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
I get so grumpy when I’m tired
Tired when I’m mad
Mad when I am hungry
And I get so hungry when I’m bored
Bored when I’m alone
Lonely when I’m grumpy
And it all
And it all
And it all
Comes pouring out
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Show of hands
Who is the thrall
Of a shadowy cabal?
All of you?
I thought so
I humbly unleash this diatribe
Posted from my plush
Hollywood palazzo
And it all
And it all
And it all
Comes pouring out
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I still have more to say
Copyright 2022 Zach London
The word imposter
Does it have one or two o's?
Can you determine
If G-O-S-E
Is pronounced like goze-uh or goze?
What if you're German?
What's the price of gas?
Can my dog eat grass?
I don't know
But it's lookupable
Once I know
I will be nigh unstoppable
It's lookupable
It's lookupable
I'm going to find out
Who is culpable now
Was that a drumset?
Is Jell-O kosher
Who is Rhiannon about?
What time is sunset?
Who played Prospero?
What killed Ross Perot?
I don't know
But it's lookupable
Once I know
I will be nigh unstoppable
It's lookupable
It's lookupable
I'm going to find
Find out
I don't know
Once I know
I will be nigh unstoppable
It's lookupable
It's lookupable
I'm going to find out
Who is culpable now
Now now now now now now now
Alex Hernandez - lead vocals
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
She goes off the path
She’s a rude hiker
She goes off the path
Even though the signs say don’t do that
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
When she passes you
She’s a rude hiker
When she passes you
Doesn’t even nod or say “howdy-do”
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s gonna knock down your cairn
Gonna knock down your cairn
Rude
Pack it in, pack it out, pack it in, pack it out,
Pack it in, pack it out, don’t leave a trace
Someone has the ruined the viewin’ by strewin’
Her map and her wrappers all over the place
All the crap that she happens to scrap on the path’ll
Include a chewed apple and cap of a Snapple
A travel snack from her fannypack
For example, a sample pack of Krackel Bars, crackers and Crackerjacks
Trampling cameras of handicapped campers to shambles and tampering
With their Camelbaks
Ambling, rambling, scrambling
Through brambles this vandal’s manhandling
You will get lost and drop dead in a ditch
‘Cause she’s painting the trail markers pitch black
So you cannot tell which track
Is the path to the switchback
She goes off the path
She’s a rude hiker
She goes off the path
Even though the signs say don’t do that
She’s a rude-ass hiker and she’s knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Knocking down your cairn
Lauren London - additional vocals
Copyright 2022 Zach London
