The Shag Patch

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From"Tender is the Heart"


I used to play goalie for the Red Wings
Until one day
Someone broke into our locker room
And took my functional mask
And replaced it with a cursed one
That made me want to kill cheerleaders
It made me want to kill cheerleaders
But that worked out okay
We had none anyway
Cheerleaders don't cheer at hockey games
I have always felt
The fans could use the help
But that's just my opinion
You establish your own yourself
So take three steps forward
And one to the right
Nod your head up and down
Give it all that you've got!
Wave your hands in the air
Like you care a whole lot
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
(Shag Patch)
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
(Shag Patch)
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
Then one day we won the Stanley Cup
And they invited us
To the White House
To meet the President
And I killed him!
He shook my hand and then I killed him!
The mask wasn't on, so why was I psychopathic
He didn't even fit the demographic
My teammates said the assault
Was really not my fault
But what I did is not beyond reproach
I'll always love this sport
And value their support
But I've got to quit the team,
And think of how to tell the coach.
So take three steps forward
And one to the right
Nod your head up and down
Give it all that you've got!
Wave your hands in the air
Like you care a whole lot
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
(Shag Patch)
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
(Shag Patch)
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
(Shag Patch)
Now you're doing the Shag Patch
(Lauren London - vocals)
Copyright 2002 Zach London